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moment of reflection

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Hmmm ...

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Fools I must pity

If I do not pity them,

I pity myself

Edited by Vein Capital
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Posted (edited)

Nice, that was pretty creative. I wonder what it would be like if other celebrities attempted to think philosophically.

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I am,

Therefore I am famous

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Thanks _Only, you have inspired another:

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Suckas on TV

Quit watchin' reality ...

... Watch reali-T!

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Quit lyin', sucka

I know you sellin' stolen

rims ... They're painted red

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LOL Nice guys. I'm not even gonna try that! Respect.

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This seems like a fun and games topic... would be fun to see how it progressed in that section.

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I warned you suckas

About Facebook ... Fools should have

invested in gold!

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A true story: One

fist, one fool ... Their worlds collide ...

Rated "P" for pain

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P is for Percy

pleasant precise plus pristine

plicated p's please

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You put me on a

plane?! Better hide in the black

box,'cause you dead meat!

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If dead, then who cares

can't complain, sat on a plane

the same old, same old

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A true story: One

fist, one fool ... Their worlds collide ...

Rated "P" for pain

These are great, funny, thanks.

peace

mark

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I hear you're using

paper not for haikus, but

for rolling doobies!

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Wow.

I literally just realized right now that these are all haiku.

Then I scroll to the last and see haiku, lol.

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Do a re-count, those

votes ain't for Barack, sucka,

they're for Baracus!

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Who can protect you

from the gang wars, cardinals

versus the blue jays! :ph34r:

Only the ninja

turtle gargoyles, one on each

side of the front door

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special thanks to:

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I've written one for Clint Eastwood, in honor of his RNC speech:

Conservatives play

closer to the vest, bullet

proof! Great frigging flick!

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George Bush has a contemplative moment:

what's re-fla-flection?

wait! don't those Commie Boodhists

indulge in that stuff?

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moment of reflection.....

Think navel gazing

belly button fluff insight

cleansing shower helps :hmm::lol::o

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Hmmm ...

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If I pity my-

self, and my self pities back,

do they cancel out?

Is a fool still a

fool if there's no one around

to pity him? ... Yes.

Edited by Vein Capital

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George Bush has a contemplative moment:

what's re-fla-flection?

wait! don't those Commie Boodhists

indulge in that stuff?

It says, fool me once

Shame on.. shame on you.. fool me..

Can't get fooled again

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Is a fool still a

fool if there's no one around

to pity him? ... Yes.

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It's rhetorical,

fool! Ain't supposed to answer!

Sit down and shut up!

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It's rhetorical,

fool! Ain't supposed to answer!

Sit down and shut up!

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You got a grievance?

Then step into my office ...

... right here and right now!

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My grievance is: I

don't like you ... Getting ready

to knock you through wall!

epic battle ensues ...

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True trivia: I

used to be bodyguard for

Muhammad Ali ...

... Maybe you too tough

for world champion, but

not for me, sucka! :angry:


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Here's a joke: Guess what? ...

Chicken butt. Want to know why?

'Cause I said so, fool!

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Oh, Someone needs

his snickers bar, low blood sugar?

What a grumpy guy

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I'm gonna be here

ten o'clock ... Not 10:03,

not 10:36 ...

If you ain't got my

money or my bud, I am

killin' you AND him!

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