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Favorite yo mama jokes?! :'D :'D :'D

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so, what are your fave yo mama jokes? my favorite is 'yo mama so fat, she went to the cinema and sat next to everyone!' lol. :')

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Yo' mama so fat, she jumped up into the air and got stuck!

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Yo' mama so fat, she jumped up into the air and got stuck!

LOVE IT! :D

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Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.

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Yo mama is so fat, she burned down a crematorium.

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Yo Mama so fat they won't let her wear a Malcom X jacket cause they're afraid a helicopter will land on her back! :w00t:

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Yo mamma so fat she walked out in front of me when I was driving down the road and I ran out of petrol trying to avoid her.

Yo mamma so dumb I saw her staring at the side of a carton of orange juice and asked her what she was doing. She said "It says concetrate."

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lol. this is hilarious.

Yo mama is so fat, she burned down a crematorium.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

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Yo momma's so fat the sorting hat assigned her to the House of Pancakes.

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Your momma's so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice.

Your momma's so fat, she plays pool with the planets.

Your momma's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

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Your Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Your Mama is so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Your Mama is so fat, she can reverse the effects of the moon on the tide.

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Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is KFC+.

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Your momma's so fat, when she gets cut, she bleeds Crisco.

Your momma's house is so small, when she orders a large pizza, she has to eat it outside.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she literally tries to jump to a conclusion.

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

Yo' Mama is so skinny, she can hula-hoop with a Fruit Loop!

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Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

Ouch! LOL

Yo mama's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her as a new world.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she's being stalked by a guy named Captain Ahab...

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Your mama is so ugly, they press her face in dough and make gorilla cookies.

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Yo mamma's so ugly tears go up her head to stay away from her face.

Yo mamma's so short her feet are in her passport photo.

Yo mamma's so stupid she went in the shower and got brain washed.

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Yo mama's so fat, she perspires mayonnaise.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death!

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale?

A: About 10 pounds.

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Yo' mama's so fat she have her own area-code.

Here is the nerd-variety of Yo mama is so fat-joke.

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Yo' mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, it's a long distance call

Yo' mama is so fat that she doesn't eat with a fork, she eats with a forklift

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Yo mamma so fat, she has her own gravitational field.

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