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Eldorado

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Dear Dr El

I'm tired of only getting to go out with my boyfriend Vladimir at night? Any advice?

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Dear Dr El

I'm tired of only getting to go out with my boyfriend Vladimir at night? Any advice?

You should run away with Vladimir, imo. Money matters not a jot when you have love and each other.

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I have a question for you, Dr. El

Can I see proof that you are indeed a real doctor ?? A diploma or something ?? Hmmmmmm ?? :D

:P

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Dear Dr. El,

When are you going to publish a book? You have so many fans now :clap:

Edited by Star of the Sea
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Dr El there is this girl i really like .. and there is that girl i also really like

and between these two my heart is torn because between them there's also this girl that is so adoreable

on the other hand her friend is soo cute .. but her sister .. ohh man beyond word

what do i do ? not about all the ones above but about this new girl i know :D

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Dear Dr. El,

Where can I get your autograph?

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Dear Dr. El,

Where can I get your autograph?

ohh if i was Dr.El . i'd know the answer to that reall well " smirks big time " :D

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Dear Dr. El

I don't know what to do with my life. Should I start wearing pink clothes?

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Dear Dr. El

I don't know what to do with my life. Should I start wearing pink clothes?

am sorry am Dr.El's assistant he's busy at the moment he went to his shrink .. he'll be back soon please wait in the hall

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Dear Dr El

I'm tired of only getting to go out with my boyfriend Vladimir at night? Any advice?

On the advice of lawyers, QC (lol) I change my original advice in case you are under-18 and do indeed elope with Vladimir. Plus, I'd feel guilty if he impaled you without your consent.

You should therefore, imo cherish having someone to love and stop being so greedy. No offence.

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I have a question for you, Dr. El

Can I see proof that you are indeed a real doctor ?? A diploma or something ?? Hmmmmmm ?? :D

:P

Diploma? I have no diploma. I don't need no steenking diploma!

:gun:

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Dear Dr. El,

When are you going to publish a book? You have so many fans now :clap:

In time for Christmas, Star. In time for Christmas. *puffs on cigar*

:santa:

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Dr El there is this girl i really like .. and there is that girl i also really like

and between these two my heart is torn because between them there's also this girl that is so adoreable

on the other hand her friend is soo cute .. but her sister .. ohh man beyond word

what do i do ? not about all the ones above but about this new girl i know :D

It would appear, Knight that you are confusing your heart & mind with your loins. A common error among the Young Jedi which usually leads to torn underpants, not a torn heart.

Toss a coin.

Dear Dr. El,

Where can I get your autograph?

You can't.

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Dear Dr. El

I don't know what to do with my life. Should I start wearing pink clothes?

Only if you want to look like a girl, Lcvec.

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Dear Dr. E ~

How can I get my friend to stop trying to insist I do things her way all the time?

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Dear Dr. E ~

How can I get my friend to stop trying to insist I do things her way all the time?

Lady Kasey. I'd tell her it's better to give than receive.

And then demonstrate how that actually works.

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Lady Kasey. I'd tell her it's better to give than receive.

And then demonstrate how that actually works.

you forgot to charge her ! am tired of chasing after customers to pay !!

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My, what a big gun you have, Dr... :P

Are you popular with the ladies?

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Lady Kasey. I'd tell her it's better to give than receive.

And then demonstrate how that actually works.

LOL thanks Doc!

you forgot to charge her ! am tired of chasing after customers to pay !!

*tosses KoS a quarter* Happy now?

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LOL thanks Doc!

*tosses KoS a quarter* Happy now?

ohhh thank u !! the price of cigs pack of the day .. am set for the day .. you're on your own for the rest of the day doc !

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im always right - how can i make people believe the truth of this

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im always right - how can i make people believe the truth of this

Threaten them with violence, social exclusion and eternal damnation.

It works for religious leaders.

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excellent i'll give it a go

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