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Dear Dr Eldorado!

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Don't act like a jerk, don't get drunk, make her smile and have plenty in your wallet. How's that for a tip? lol

Go for it! What will you call it? Shy Guys? UM servers would buckle under the requests for "help", in my opinion. lol again.

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Hmmm,how about LOVES AUNTIE ENTITY .....and don't you occ complain about dating .....

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I was thinking of starting a thread like this for shy guys who need dating tips,as we appear to have a lot of them on here.

You go girl!!

Um...can I get tips too???

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You go girl!!

Um...can I get tips too???

Sure.

I guess I should make the thread ....

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Hey, there is absolutely nothing wrong with talking to your toaster. The problems arise when it talks back :P

I agree...that would probably be a problem for me lol

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Dr Eldorado.,. Should I or should I not invest in a home brew Bourbon kit?? :)

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Dr Eldorado.,. Should I or should I not invest in a home brew Bourbon kit?? :)

Yes definitely get one....what is that exactly?? lol

Oh nvm your talking about bourbon like the liquor right and so you can make your own at home??

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Dear Doc, Love is a b****. Am I better off without, or should I continue to terrorize, harass, and instill fear into the hearts of the opposite gender?

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Dear Doc, Love is a b****. Am I better off without, or should I continue to terrorize, harass, and instill fear into the hearts of the opposite gender?

Dang that's a hard one...Yes you should!!! Lol thats not even a ques Scream! I wish you lived near me, I have a couple I would like you do torture for me lol

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Dang that's a hard one...Yes you should!!! Lol thats not even a ques Scream! I wish you lived near me, I have a couple I would like you do torture for me lol

Okay!!! Lol, it's not that I'm too insensitive, they just don't make men like they used to anymore. Give me names and numbers and you can send me a check in the mail, however I cannot be held financially responsible for the costs of therapy sessions that may or may not be needed by participating parties hereafter.

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Why does torture always have such a negative connotation? Torture can be a good thing!

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Dear dr El ( are you still here?)

Should I pack up everything and go sailing around the globe?

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Okay!!! Lol, it's not that I'm too insensitive, they just don't make men like they used to anymore. Give me names and numbers and you can send me a check in the mail, however I cannot be held financially responsible for the costs of therapy sessions that may or may not be needed by participating parties hereafter.

Ahaha that to me is part of their torture...having to pay therapy bills for the rest of their lives!!! jk!!

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Why does torture always have such a negative connotation? Torture can be a good thing!

Mule, you little masochist you!!

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Why does torture always have such a negative connotation? Torture can be a good thing!

What does anyone have against torture? When I bake cookies I open the little oven vent a minute before I take them out, just to watch my roommate or nieces and nephew if they're over slowly go mad. Speaking of therapy and torture, would it really kill someone to change the magazines in the waiting room now and then? One of these days I'm going to go buy a new one and swap it out for one of the old ones, and we'll just see if time itself ceases to exist, or anarchy descends upon society.

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LOL If Dr's surgeries bought new mags every week they'd go out of buisness. Cross contamination is $$$! XD

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Plus, it's a damn fine TV show so why not? I'm addicted to Deadwood. I shout at the screen if Seth is fighting. "He's got a knife, Seth!" etc.

Confuses the neighbours somewhat. Hehehe.

The population would be significantly higher if the people with single-digit IQ's in horror movies would just listen to me when I'm shouting at them.

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Dear Dr El. I would like to know why you aren't running this thread anymore?

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Dear Dr El, my JAVA is a pain but I cant love without it either!!

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Dear Dr El, my JAVA is a pain but I cant love without it either!!

I'm the same with my viagra. It's a hard life at times.

(lol)

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Dear Dr El. I would like to know why you aren't running this thread anymore?

I left the surgery in the capable hands of a woman, so you can guess what happened next.

Yep... it turned into a chat room. :(

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Dear dr El ( are you still here?)

Should I pack up everything and go sailing around the globe?

Only if you can afford it and are not running away. And can sail. Sailing ain't as easy you may think. You could wind-up in Guantanamo or worse, Mexico.

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Dr Eldorado.,. Should I or should I not invest in a home brew Bourbon kit?? :)

Despite what my colleague says, no! Unless you enjoy diarrhea, severe headaches and maybe blindness.

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Dear Dr El. I'm glad you're back!

Now...should I drink my rum? I think it's calling for me :D

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Only if you can afford it and are not running away. And can sail. Sailing ain't as easy you may think. You could wind-up in Guantanamo or worse, Mexico.

Hey, I resemble that statement! In all actuality though, for as bad as it is right now with the cartels and whatnot, there are still parts of the country that are very enjoyable. Still, it's definitely a shame, what's goin' on down there.

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Dear Doctor Eldorado, I have been forever cast into pantry-paranoia by one fateful raisin that looked deceptively similar to a chocolate chip. My faith in the integrity of baked goods has been irreparably damaged, but will I ever be able to snack the same way again?

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