EllJay Posted September 2, 2012 #276 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Wassup Doc. I use to iron every time I read this thread and I found myself face-palming a lot of the times on the comments. The thing is I forget to put the iron down every time though. This is beginning to take a toll on my doctor-bills, and on my face. So please Doc, what can I do? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted September 3, 2012 Author #277 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Wassup Doc. I use to iron every time I read this thread and I found myself face-palming a lot of the times on the comments. The thing is I forget to put the iron down every time though. This is beginning to take a toll on my doctor-bills, and on my face. So please Doc, what can I do? Get your girlfriend/wife/partner/mum to do your ironing or hire a local girl who needs pocket money. Men and irons is a dangerous mix. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted September 3, 2012 Author #278 Share Posted September 3, 2012 (edited) Dear Doctor Eldorado, I have been forever cast into pantry-paranoia by one fateful raisin that looked deceptively similar to a chocolate chip. My faith in the integrity of baked goods has been irreparably damaged, but will I ever be able to snack the same way again? Of course not. What else are raisins like? *throws up* Dear Dr El. I'm glad you're back! Now...should I drink my rum? I think it's calling for me No. lol Only joking. Thank you. Edited September 3, 2012 by Eldorado 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Shadows Posted September 4, 2012 #279 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Of course not. What else are raisins like? *throws up* No. lol Only joking. Thank you. Doc, my birthday is coming up. Quick, what's the number for Chippendales? And how can I get a bargain? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted September 4, 2012 Author #280 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Doc, my birthday is coming up. Quick, what's the number for Chippendales? And how can I get a bargain? I am not a pimp, SS. *stern Church of Scotland smiley* Have a nice birthday, when it comes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Shadows Posted September 4, 2012 #281 Share Posted September 4, 2012 I am not a pimp, SS. *stern Church of Scotland smiley* Have a nice birthday, when it comes. Thanks For my birthday I want to be tall, lol. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viviana98 Posted September 5, 2012 #282 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Thanks For my birthday I want to be tall, lol. Wear stilettos lol 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Shadows Posted September 6, 2012 #283 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Wear stilettos lol Good idea lol. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted September 9, 2012 #284 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Wassup Doc. I have a slight issue of involuntary bowel movement and bladder evacuation every time my violent sneezing sets in. Should I - to avoid not just covering my fellow citizen with snot - suppress my sneezing, put a cork where the sun don't shine and tie the willy in a knot? This blockage of all the orifices could of course cause pressure overload to the extent that I might explode in a cloud of p***, s***, blood and snot. I have a feeling that that might not improve my social life here, but I'm at a loss for a satisfactory solution here Doc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libstaK Posted September 9, 2012 #285 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Ewww, EllJay - just park yourself on a toilet with a box of tissues at hand and we'll see you when it's all over 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted September 9, 2012 #286 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Ewww, EllJay - just park yourself on a toilet with a box of tissues at hand and we'll see you when it's all over I've just watched Monty Pythons - The Meaning of Life and got carried away after seeing the gluttonous Mr. Creosote's bodily explosion. Utterly repulsive, but somehow Monty Python manage to make humour out of it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Shadows Posted September 16, 2012 #287 Share Posted September 16, 2012 I've just watched Monty Pythons - The Meaning of Life and got carried away after seeing the gluttonous Mr. Creosote's bodily explosion. Utterly repulsive, but somehow Monty Python manage to make humour out of it. Well whatever the case, I don't want to be around when that firework goes off... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Shadows Posted September 16, 2012 #288 Share Posted September 16, 2012 Dear Doctor El, I have this imaginary friend who NEVER shuts up, and I can hardly hear myself think with all that noise in my head! What am I to do? Oh, and perhaps on a different note, sometimes when I'm sitting in public somewhere but alone, like a bank or a park, something funny will come to mind and I won't be able to help but laugh, but then mothers herd around their small children and people take two steps away from that crazy lady on the bench, giggling all by herself. I must look like a complete nutter-butter, I realize that, but I don't want people to think I'm completely insane, and I don't think standing up on my chair and shouting "Wait, come back, I'm not crazy!" will do much help for my case. How can I avoid looking like the local nut-house escapee when I'm out and about running errands and such? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Waffles Posted September 16, 2012 #289 Share Posted September 16, 2012 My best friend thinks he is Elvis Presley, he ignores me when i tell him to let go of his junk and stop wearing those hideous rhinestone-encrusted jumpsuits. what should i do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted September 16, 2012 Author #290 Share Posted September 16, 2012 My best friend thinks he is Elvis Presley, he ignores me when i tell him to let go of his junk and stop wearing those hideous rhinestone-encrusted jumpsuits. what should i do? Tell him he looks like a hound-dog, he ain't never caught a rabbit, and never will dressed like that, and he ain't no friend of yours until he smartens up his act. Or just beat him up. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notoverrated Posted September 16, 2012 #291 Share Posted September 16, 2012 dear Dr. Eldorado just want to say your av is awesome p.s spider man is a boss 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted September 16, 2012 Author #292 Share Posted September 16, 2012 Dear Doctor El, I have this imaginary friend who NEVER shuts up, and I can hardly hear myself think with all that noise in my head! What am I to do? Oh, and perhaps on a different note, sometimes when I'm sitting in public somewhere but alone, like a bank or a park, something funny will come to mind and I won't be able to help but laugh, but then mothers herd around their small children and people take two steps away from that crazy lady on the bench, giggling all by herself. I must look like a complete nutter-butter, I realize that, but I don't want people to think I'm completely insane, and I don't think standing up on my chair and shouting "Wait, come back, I'm not crazy!" will do much help for my case. How can I avoid looking like the local nut-house escapee when I'm out and about running errands and such? Those people that glance at you are sometimes wondering the same about themselves. Most often though they couldn't care less what a stranger is up to, unless of course it's funny, dangerous, profitable or sexy. Be yourself. The "voice" in your head is you; tell yourself to shut the hell up and relax, fgs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvelAtTheWords Posted September 26, 2012 #293 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Dear Dr El. I have things I must do, but I don't feel like doing them.... What to do, what to do?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mnemonix Posted October 9, 2012 #294 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Dear Dr El, I feel absolutely miserable. What should I do? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted October 9, 2012 Author #295 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Dear Dr El. I have things I must do, but I don't feel like doing them.... What to do, what to do?? Move yer butt and get yer work done! lol You'll feel better once your chores are done. Sing and dance while you're doing them like Freddie Mercury, breaking free. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted October 9, 2012 Author #296 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Dear Dr El, I feel absolutely miserable. What should I do? Remind yourself that it will pass, it's only a temporary feeling. Dress yourself up and go visit a smiley person. If you can't, watch some comedy that you know you love and put your sadness aside. It takes willpower but it can be done. Good Luck! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistydawn Posted April 13, 2013 #297 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Dear Dr Eldo, my guests don't like beetroot sandwiches, should I serve them cucumber sandwiches instead? Or should I just scoff my own and let them starve? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gracy4033 Posted December 28, 2013 #298 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Dr El , my hip iches ,,,,,,,,what should I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted December 29, 2013 Author #299 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Dr El , my hip iches ,,,,,,,,what should I do? This! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gracy4033 Posted January 3, 2014 #300 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Thanks Doc. It worked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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