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Talking Urinal to stop Drink Driving

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When taking a leak, customers are greeted with a message which begins: 'Hey, listen up - that's right, I'm talking to you.

'Have you had a few drinks, maybe a few too many?' it says, before warning motorists, 'Do yourself and everyone else a favour and call a cab.'

http://www.metro.co....drink-and-drive

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As neat as this idea sounds, I don't think it will do much to curb drunk driving.

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I was once talked at by a disembodied Eric Idle whilst using the facilities at a cinema in Preston (he was advertising Splitting Heirs, so it was a good few years ago); it was somewhat disconcerting.

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If the shock of it caused you to lose control of your bladder at least you'd already be in the right place.....

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I'll never take advice from a bar urinal ever again after that one told me, "Yep. She looks a dead-ringer for Charlize Theron. Go for it."

pfft

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I'll never take advice from a bar urinal ever again after that one told me, "Yep. She looks a dead-ringer for Charlize Theron. Go for it."

pfft

Hahahaha, been there before. lol

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I'll never take advice from a bar urinal ever again after that one told me, "Yep. She looks a dead-ringer for Charlize Theron. Go for it."

pfft

Never had one speak to me but I did read this sign over one once: Please don't put cigarette butts or gum in urinal.(it makes the cigarettes too hard to light and the gum too salty) :w00t:
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"Dude, she's totally 18."

Damn urinal got me in some serious trouble.

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That would freak we right out. Be taking a pee and the uninal start talking might leave a yellow stream on the floor. I would be wondering if the flashback are coming back. Or Candid Camera is back on TV again. :w00t:

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"Your p*** smells like vodka and sugar puffs, better call a cab"

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rofl. i wonder what other kinds of stuff it says... O_O

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the message said what kind of stuff it says... O_O

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I don't use bars or drink.

I'm freeeeeee.

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"Dude, she's totally 18."

Damn urinal got me in some serious trouble.

It' so hard to tell nowadays. I sometimes ask for ID.

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rofl. i wonder what other kinds of stuff it says... O_O

I can think of some possibilities that aren't suitable for print ;)

But how about "that's so strong it's stripping my enamel, might want to try the next one on the rocks?"

Makes you wonder if these 'facilities' will attract a new type of customer partial to having conversations with the 'things' that they pee on? :unsure2:

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It' so hard to tell nowadays. I sometimes ask for ID.

Yeah, I hear you on that.

Years ago I had sex with a girl I swore was above age. I was investigated and the Reno police refused to file charges against me because she seriously looked older than she was.

The fact that I didn't have sex with her again after I was told her true age probably helped keep me from prison I suppose.

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Yeah, I hear you on that.

Years ago I had sex with a girl I swore was above age. I was investigated and the Reno police refused to file charges against me because she seriously looked older than she was.

The fact that I didn't have sex with her again after I was told her true age probably helped keep me from prison I suppose.

Haha, I bet that was akward. I would have been so annoyed at her.

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You walk up to the urinal and all it does is laugh...

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Haha, I bet that was akward. I would have been so annoyed at her.

Yeah. I left Nevada after being cleared and went back to my home state.

Was the scariest **** in my life.

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You walk up to the urinal and all it does is laugh...

Lol. That would be messed up.

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How about:

"Seeing as most of that went down your leg, you might want to walk home"

or:

"That's enough, three shakes only! You're not on holiday"

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It tackles "drink driving", huh? I think it should be tackling "drunk driving". What the hell is "drink driving"?

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lol tats funny but wont take startle them and make them *ahem* tense up?

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I saw a sign over a urinal that said, Don't Eat The Big White Mint.

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I can think of some possibilities that aren't suitable for print ;)

But how about "that's so strong it's stripping my enamel, might want to try the next one on the rocks?"

Makes you wonder if these 'facilities' will attract a new type of customer partial to having conversations with the 'things' that they pee on? :unsure2:

I laughed so hard on this one that I think I pulled a muscle..just wanted to thank you.. :w00t:

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