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'Tomatoes are Christian,' Salafi group warns

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This vegetable as been sanctioned on the grounds it looks like themselves.

As Baldrick would say ,IT LOOKS LIKE A THINGIE !

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Celery must be wiccan .When you cut slices,you get the crescent moon of the goddess .

*rolling*

Then croissants are also wiccan, now that's even better than celery :yes:

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I love tomatoes...have done from I was a child...This must mean I love Christians......or Germans !!

Edited by Beckys_Mom

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Tomatoes are Christian????

HAHAHAHA....I don't know whether I should laugh hysterically or do a double facepalm.

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I'll stick with an apple . . . worked before! :devil:

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that makes no sense, how can a plant have a religion,its not particularly aware of the world around it (although neither are these guys)

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So what do they advocate doing with tomatos then? Stoning perhaps?

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So what do they advocate doing with tomatos then? Stoning perhaps?

Or tossing them at infidels ?

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Are scarecrows Christian too ?

You would have to ask Wurzel Gummidge.. :whistle:

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Or tossing them at infidels ?

You could toss them with infidels and make a salad.

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of course these are crusaders tomato

the very descendants of richard the tomato heart

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Or tossing them at infidels ?

Apparently the tomatoes are the infidels *wants to be a fly on the wall watching jihadists preparing to terrorise tomatoes*

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You could toss them with infidels and make a salad.

:w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

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Apparently the tomatoes are the infidels *wants to be a fly on the wall watching jihadists preparing to terrorise tomatoes*

Tomatoes are very cruelly terrorized: they get squished, sliced and diced!

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Tomatoes are very cruelly terrorized: they get squished, sliced and diced!

Your comment made me wonder....

When tomatoes are shot or otherwise injured in movies and on TV etc... is it real blood they use?

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Your comment made me wonder....

When tomatoes are shot or otherwise injured in movies and on TV etc... is it real blood they use?

No, it's ketchup of course

Wrong answer! Let me correct that, yes, they do use real (tomato) blood

Edited by meryt-tetisheri
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Not even to mention all the tomatoes 'sacrificed' in order to make pasta sauce! Oh, the horror!

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