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Simbi Laveau

AUNTIE ENTITYS AGONY THREAD

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Is your man being a jack ass ?

Don't know how to approach the cute girl at the laundromat .

Is your marriage totally in the sh***er ?

Ask Auntie Entity ,WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON ?

Disclaimer; If I tell you to stop being a complete ass,or your antipersperant just ain't making the cut,you're not allowed to get butt hurt . Swallow it like trooper ,and fix that sucky relationship !

And yes,Simbi here will be your guide . Heard it all,seen it all,and I watch a lot of Divorce Court .

:P

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That will be one interesting thread to read. Good luck Simbi :D

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Wait...what?? Wouldn't there be datingtips?

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Wait...what?? Wouldn't there be datingtips?

Auntie is chock full of tips .

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Haha...never been on a date before, so why don't you give it to me?? Along with your figs??

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Haha...never been on a date before, so why don't you give it to me?? Along with your figs??

My figs are all gone now . And Auntie needs details . How old are you ,do you like boys or girls .Do you have someone specific in mind,or do you just want wanton fun with whomever .

Never had a date ...hnnnnn,we must rectify this .

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was tina turner "Aunty Emnity"? she was definately the Acid Queen...

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was tina turner "Aunty Emnity"? she was definately the Acid Queen...

She was Auntie Entity ,in "mad max,beyond thunder dome".

I figured this was like an agony aunt column,so I needed an auntie name .

I am actually wearing the exact outfit Tina wore in the movie,when I answer the questions here .

Really,I am.

http://www.pinkraygun.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/auntie-entity.jpg

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I'll be too busy drooling to ask questions

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I'll be too busy drooling to ask questions

If memory serves,she was close to 60 years old when she did that movie,and that outfit weighed something like 55 kg / 100+ lbs .

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I still would...

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Think I'll settle for fun this time...but with whomever might be the wrong word here :D

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With all the men on here ,saying ..Oooowww,p***shhhaaawww.....where are dem girls ......

You would think someone would have asked something ......

Ho hum....guess I will take the dress off ...

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Think I'll settle for fun this time...but with whomever might be the wrong word here :D

So whatever ....ok,what species or non corporeal being,are you interested in dating ?

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WELL WELL...when you put it that way... I want a werewolf :D

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WELL WELL...when you put it that way... I want a werewolf :D

be careful what you wish for ............ just sayin'

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Bring it on!! :D

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Bring it on!! :Du

Ok,well ...I think we have a few lurking on UM to be honest . They point and laugh at all the skeptics on the Cryptid and sightings forums,so you may want to put out signals and feelers ,with were suggestive posts ,in both of those forums.

To catch ones attention in the real world,during the full moon,I suggest you slather raw meat all over yourself. Like buy a good piece of organic steak,and rub it all over your naked body .

Then maybe dab some bacon lard behind your ears and knees.

They really don't care what you're wearing ,or about make up jewelry or perfume.

Hell,I don't think they even care what sex you are .

So do this,and then go wander in the woods ,and see if he picks up...your scent .

Let's start here and see if you survi........ummm,meet anyone ...and we can go to the next step from there.

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Bring it on!! :D

Oh and,you may want to check out your local vampire bars .The kind with gothy fake fanged idiots,all pretending to be deep and creepy.

Weres occasionally go slumming in those,looking for a late night snack .

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OMG! Don't think I'll survive your datingtips :D

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OMG! Don't think I'll survive your datingtips :D

Hey,you're the one who wants to date a werewolf . Comes with the turf .Now get out there and meet some hairy big fanged guys .

If Bella can do it,so can you !

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Oh...yes I would like an adult version of Jacob :D

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Is your man being a jack ass ?

Don't know how to approach the cute girl at the laundromat .

Is your marriage totally in the sh***er ?

Ask Auntie Entity ,WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON ?

Disclaimer; If I tell you to stop being a complete ass,or your antipersperant just ain't making the cut,you're not allowed to get butt hurt . Swallow it like trooper ,and fix that sucky relationship !

And yes,Simbi here will be your guide . Heard it all,seen it all,and I watch a lot of Divorce Court .

:P

Hmmm. Known a guy for several months, haven't scared him off yet. What am I doing wrong? :P

Also, why does it seem to put off so many men when they find someone who's not completely dependent on them, who doesn't hyperventilate every time she's not in a "relationship", and for the most part knows what she wants? Is over independence a relationship-killer?

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Hmmm. Known a guy for several months, haven't scared him off yet. What am I doing wrong? :P

Also, why does it seem to put off so many men when they find someone who's not completely dependent on them, who doesn't hyperventilate every time she's not in a "relationship", and for the most part knows what she wants? Is over independence a relationship-killer?

Do you want to scare him off ?

And woman,I so understand .

Men,despite everything they say,are so into simpering ,airheaded helpless lasses .

They go on and on about wanting an equal ,but they will go for boob or bank acct size ,over brains ,any day.

So many guys all want a chick with cash .

God forbid you display semblance of a brain,or you actually do not need them to survive ,they run for the hills . If they stay,then you've hit pay dirt,but know,guys like this are rarer than legit Bigfoot sightings

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So now,if you want to get rid of this one,easy peasy .Just say :" I love you more than anything,give me babies ,make it legal ,now !"

He will leave burning skid marks in the wake of his escape .

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back to the OP...what do you have against jack-asses?? :/

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