The incomplete ode to the Internet Troll.

[Professor T]

The incomplete Ode to the internet Troll

Witless rapport is the mark of the Troll.

Sarcasm is its lowest forms.

To cause strangers pain is the goal of their game,

feeding us scorn, their emotional porn.

anonymous, mysterious,

their true faces are unknown.

Cowards of the internet,

invading every home.

Self centred, self serving, they think they're deserving,

of praise when in fact they are not.

At the end of the day, in the heat of the Frey,

Here is what we want to say....

My god you think you're made of wit?

In-fact I'd say your full of ......!

Why spread such cruel and heartless rap?

I've never heard such useless .......!

Your words are far from being impartial.

They make you seem like one big .............!

Your words aren't harmless cheeky banter.

They're just the flair of a ............ ...............!

[Jak Mundane]

It's fill in the blanks fun!

I actually thoroughly enjoyed it. Certainly made me smile.

[Professor T]

Er, guess an explaination is in order..

I didn't write this to bypass the site profanity filter or anything.

I wrote this because I feel it's what everyone is thinking about the subject.

By all means, pull this work if it doesn't fit the rules..

[Professor T]

Thanks Jak.

[Ashotep]

lol, I loved it and it was fun filling in the blanks.

[Bling]

[Professor T]

Phew, glad this wasn't pulled.

I reported myself just encase. Lol.