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Zombie makes bid to be US president

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The world's first zombie presidential candidate and his wife Patty Morgan-Zombie arrive in Charlotte, the city hosting the Democratic National Convention, to "highlight the plight of the zombie community".

http://www.telegraph...-president.html

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God I hope he wins

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So many lines, so little time. The political trail is not exactly the best place to go brain hunting, they could starve.

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what is this real life? man no wonder we seem crazy to the other countries O.O

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what is this real life? man no wonder we seem crazy to the other countries O.O

It's an advertisement campaign by AMC to promote "the walking dead". lol

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Now, if he was ROB Zombie, I'd actually have someone to vote for!

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He's gonna knock'em dead.

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If the Republican Party has any chance of winning, they'll need to replace Mitt Romney with this zombie. Good luck to them.

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I think I'll vote for the good old sasquatch party. :tu: Our Motto [ If it's big and hairy it's all natural ] :yes:

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Well, we're about due for a zombie plague anyway. Might as well start at the top!

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Will anyone notice if he gets in?

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I thought we already had a zombie named Romney running against Obama.

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what is this real life? man no wonder we seem crazy to the other countries O.O

Bugger and here am I thinking we were normal and every body else was crazy. :passifier:

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I sure hope he wins,I know for a fact that a Zombie would run the country better than the fool we have now or the fools we had in office before,Only thing is is that the Zombie would be a whole lot smarter.

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no big news story here, yet. If it got the job that would be big. but then I am running too as a write in candidate. I don't see a zombie getting in office however being as no one would sponcer it or fork out mass amounts of money for advertising, but what do I know about the subject.

Edited by mysticwerewolf

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Oh no if he gets in he will starve to death as I have yet to meet a politician with brains. :yes:

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