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markdohle

Profunderwonderfar

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Profundewonderfar

I am not a very good cook. Well I can’t cook at all. The last time I did something as foolish as that was when I was a teenager. Now, well, I can use a microwave. So yesterday I decided to fix Luke an egg and cheese sandwich. So I was happily humming along, made the sandwich, a true work of art. Everything, was in place….nicely stacked cheese and an egg, between two pieces of bread. I put it in the micro-wave and still humming waited for the ‘ding!”. Still humming happily along I opened up the door and my humming stopped and I gasped. I also said something with the word holy in it, but won’t repeat it here. The plate was still normal, but the whole sandwich had tranconfimulated into a puddle! Everything was limp, loose and covered in gently moving cheese, as it languidly, slowly, beautifully, ramsucked off the plate. I sighed and thought, there goes my gourmet TV show. Just think, unique ways to make a melted cheese sandwich; surprise your family, your date, think big, your boss, with your free flowing creativity. I scooped everything into the trash and started over, trying to be philosophical about it all, but failed. This time I did not put the timer on 3 minutes, but only on 2. It came out profundewonderfar. Luke was happy, I was happy, the first sandwich was not; well it was not eaten, so maybe it did come out the winner.

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That was a shame Mark, your sandwich sounded tasty too. "These things are sent to try us" :)

I'm still smiling from before at the thought of your yellow beard!

Edited by Still Waters

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Been there done that before, I think we all have

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If at first you don't succeed try again.

Been there done that.

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Been there mate.. Have fun with it.

I delight people with the fancifull meals I create in my head but wouldn't have a clue as to how to prepare...

Meals like; egg soup, chicken nipples & deep fried battered buttered bread.

Edited by Professor T

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LOL, good to know I am not alone, thanks everyone.

Peace

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