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Teacher injured by falling fish

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A teacher in Southwest Florida was injured after being hit by a fish that had fallen from the heavens.

A Southwest Florida teacher was injured supervising the lunch hour when a fish -- yes, a fish -- fell from the sky.

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A teacher in Southwest Florida was injured after being hit by a fish that had fallen from the heavens.

Too funny. I've never seen anyone bombed by fish but I did see a blue jay commit suicide once. I was sitting in class in 7th grade when this tremendous bang!! hits the window... nothing left but blue plumage and blood.
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I hate when that happens

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He was in the wrong plaice at the wrong time.

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Ouch that had to hurt

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It could happen to you.

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Wish I could have seen it happening! Very funny - must say i'm glad she didn't really get hurt!

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I used to live in Florida for many years.

Seagull poop droping on our heads and cars. Now their bombing us with fish.

To be fair, though, I have been attacked by nesting crows here in the Northwest.

What did humans do to deserve this abuse by nature? :w00t:

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She should have battered it .

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Goodbye and thanks for all the fish!

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The other story with the sturgeon, that would have hurt! Sturgeon are huge and ugly. She was lucky.

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The other story with the sturgeon, that would have hurt! Sturgeon are huge and ugly. She was lucky.

Yep. And also lucky it wasn't a monkey! (this happens quite a lot during Ape-ril showers)

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Yep. And also lucky it wasn't a monkey! (this happens quite a lot during Ape-ril showers)

Good grief. Who throws a monkey away?

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Good grief. Who throws a monkey away?

Urban Guerillas?

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Urban Guerillas?

LOL

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What are the chances... lol

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Good grief. Who throws a monkey away?

i wish i could have liked this a few more times!

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when life throws u fish. make tartar sauce

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I love the Police Incident Report! It's nice to see officers at a local level have a sense of humor! Cpl. Brown's police report is even more funny because he took the time to write it out as serious as possible. I needed a light hearted story today. Thanks for the post Saru!

The suspect was later identified as Scomberomorus maculatus, (Atlantic Spanish Mackerel) A.K.A “Mack.” He was found lying on the ground possibly attempting to conceal himself out in the open. I took control of the suspect without incident and escorted him to the clinic where he was positively identified by the victim.

While speaking with the victim she advised: “I was watching students when all of a sudden I was struck in the head by this flying fish. I yelled, ‘Holy Mackerel, what just happened?’”...

I made contact with Principal Dr. Graham at Naples High and showed her the suspect. I advised her at this time he might be arrested for battery on school employee (Florida Statute 784.081 (2) ©).

Suspect “Mack” was escorted back to my office, where I advised him of Miranda warning. He “clammed up” (being from the ocean) and refused to answer any questions or make any statements. The victim did not fill out a sworn statement or wish to press charges. She only advised that “something fishy is going on here.” The suspect was released with further investigation required...

While speaking with the victim she advised: “I was watching students when all of a sudden I was struck in the head by this flying fish. I yelled, ‘Holy Mackerel, what just happened?’”...

I made contact with Principal Dr. Graham at Naples High and showed her the suspect. I advised her at this time he might be arrested for battery on school employee (Florida Statute 784.081 (2) ©).

Suspect “Mack” was escorted back to my office, where I advised him of Miranda warning. He “clammed up” (being from the ocean) and refused to answer any questions or make any statements. The victim did not fill out a sworn statement or wish to press charges. She only advised that “something fishy is going on here.” The suspect was released with further investigation required...We are grateful here that it was not a flying cow, as injuries would be more severe and the teacher might have screamed “Holy cow, what was that?” We will still be on the lookout for “when pigs fly,” though.

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I've had an experience with objects falling from the sky once. But that was long ago.

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Can you imagine going to a palm reader/tarot card reader and being told you will be killed by a falling mackeral.....ROFLMAO

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The fish said 'EAT MORE CHICKEN...... OR DDDIIIIEEEEE' lol

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What are the chances... lol

well 100% - it happened :clap:

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Atleast its not raining cats and dogs......

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Wish it was raining men. Straight men.

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