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CuriousGreek

Funny Last Words

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Hey, boys and girls. I was browsing the Internet, for finding some good jokes, and i came up with some very funny last words. They're really funny and i decided to share them with you here. If you know anything else, that i haven't posted , feel free to add them. Enjoy!! :tu:

Noo these windows are ok to lean on.

Don’t worry it has airbags.

Hey what’s that buzzing noise?

Don’t worry its not that deep.

No, he doesn'’t bite!

Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel.

I can pass this guy.

My brakes are fine.

Nice doggy.

I think it's trying to communicate...

"Homicidal Tendencies"?

Hey, you're Eminem, aren't you?

Nah, I don't think we need to go to the hospital.

It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...

Don't touch the red button!

Gee, that's a cute tattoo.

It's fireproof.

What does this button do?

So, you're a cannibal.

Are you sure the power is off?

Pull the pin and count to what?

Which wire was I supposed to cut?

I wonder where the mother bear is.

I've seen this done on TV.

These are the good kind of mushrooms.

I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

You look just like Charles Manson

Let it down slowly.

OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.

This doesn't taste right.

I can make this light before it changes

I can do that with my eyes closed

look ma! no hands!

Hey that's not a violin.

Don't be so superstitious.

Don't worry, we outnumber them.

I'll be right back.

Of course it's safe!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Commonly heard in Texas:

"Here, hold my beer and watch this!"

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Commonly heard in Texas:

"Here, hold my beer and watch this!"

lol, good one :lol:

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Famous last words uttered at Little Bighorn, "Where'd all these Indians come from?"

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here is one i found...

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."

said general john sedgwick during the civil war right before he was sniped by confederate soldiers

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More like Arkansas, lol. Most commonly heard in Texas, "I don't have your money right now, Holmes!" lol. But to add to the random list despite location, "You know I'm really a guy, right?" lol

ROFL at the second one :lol: :lol:

Famous last words uttered at Little Bighorn, "Where'd all these Indians come from?"

lol :P

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Commonly heard in Texas:

"Here, hold my beer and watch this!"

More along the lines of 'think I can hit the fence before the longhorn hits me?'

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There is an old joke in the Army about the three most dangerous things you will ever hear...

1. A Second Lieutentant saying "It's been my experience..."

2. A Major saying "I've been thinking..."

3. A helicopter pilot saying "Watch this!"

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here is one i found...

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."

said general john sedgwick during the civil war right before he was sniped by confederate soldiers

I was just about to write that one!

"Thomas Jefferson - still survives" - John Adams

Thomas Jefferson died on the same day.

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"Is that supposed to happen?" LOL These are hysterical! :rofl:

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I thinks she's asleep

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"Trust me, I'm a professional.!!"

and

"I'm a skeptic, I dont believe in that"

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Might not be actual "last words" but there is a tombstone of a towns well known hypocondriac that states "I told you I was sick"...

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"Stingrays love foreplay" Steve Irwin.

"What's that joker? You'll be back?...somehow, I don't think you will be" Batman at the end of the dark knight.

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The Queen. "Charles? What are you doing with that pillow?"

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whlist running into a pole .......And ! For my next trick !!!!!

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Might not be actual "last words" but there is a tombstone of a towns well known hypocondriac that states "I told you I was sick"...

Actually, that one is thought to have first come from Spike Milligan - he wanted it on his tombstone.. RIP, Spike - you made me laugh more than anyone ever has..

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