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Friday End of the World........... cancelled.

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Dooms day has been cancelled because you can't have an end of the world event on Fridays because it's bad Feng Shui!

Friday (vendredi in French) is ruled by Venus. "Friday's child is loving and giving" might refer to the Venus nature, that is, a person who is loving and receptive to love.

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Doomsday is canceled because it got sick of all the stupid theories about it and decided to take awhile off.

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3 more days until the news is filled with nutjob cults that do stupid stuff.

(aka Heavens Gate type people)

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Ha easy question, yes folks I'll say it we are not mayans so our little part of the world wont end I'm sorry to burst all those doomsayers bubbles out there so build a bridge and get over it. :passifier:

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it's cancelled because there's also a sale on at walmart that night

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it's cancelled because there's also a sale on at walmart that night

Well Walmart is the devils dept store . Evil it is .Evil .

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Well Walmart is the devils dept store . Evil it is .Evil .

does the devil shop? i thought he'd have minions to do that sort of thing

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It better not be cancelled, i don't want to work on Monday...

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does the devil shop? i thought he'd have minions to do that sort of thing

Oh no,he owns the chain . I thought everyone knew this .

It better not be cancelled, i don't want to work on Monday...

I don't want to pay my taxes ,so ....I'm hopeful .

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Sorry to p*** everyone off... but its back on!

The World Will again be ending on Friday, as planned? :clap:

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Oh no,he owns the chain . I thought everyone knew this .

lol i'm not up on my walmart news. definitely not up on the devil news.

i'm soooo out of the loop

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Oh no,he owns the chain . I thought everyone knew this .

Not sure if Satan owns Wallyworld or not...but I know he shops there. click here

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Been cancelled because the inland revenue have realized you have till the end of January to do your return online?

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can't happen...i have a junk drawer to clean out

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LOL @ JGirl

I am still wating on two ebay parcels and one from Amazon.

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LOL @ JGirl

I am still wating on two ebay parcels and one from Amazon.

and what about all those two for one coupons i still have left?

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Not sure if Satan owns Wallyworld or not...but I know he shops there. click here

what a dork.

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Not sure if Satan owns Wallyworld or not...but I know he shops there. click here

I like this comment someone left on that site:

"The devil went down to Wal-Mart, he was looking for a phone to steal…"

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It's been cancelled because the Mayans never bloody predicted the end of the world in the first place (and even if they had, it's damn unlikely it would happen anyway)...

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EOTW is cancelled because Death, one of the key-figure of the Four Horsemen forgot shoeing his horse, and his robe are still at the dry-cleaner.

Also, at the last dress-rehearsal Hell didn't follow in Death footstep like they trained on before. It's a real lack of imitative on Hell's side here and they have to step up on D-day. We cant have a Hell out of sync, how would that look to all people....unprofessional.......no respect.

So, EOTW postponed until further notice!!

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LOL

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*gloomy voice over loud speaker*:

"I'm sorry, the end of the world has been cancelled because the proper forms haven't been signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters."

"Fear not, within a fortnight a new date will be announced, whereupon on receipt of that information, please make sure that you sign the proper form, and retain the 'golden rod' copy. Failing to do so, may preclude you from any future law suits."

- signed, A. Vogon

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EOTW is cancelled because Death, one of the key-figure of the Four Horsemen forgot shoeing his horse, and his robe are still at the dry-cleaner.

Also, at the last dress-rehearsal Hell didn't follow in Death footstep like they trained on before. It's a real lack of imitative on Hell's side here and they have to step up on D-day. We cant have a Hell out of sync, how would that look to all people....unprofessional.......no respect.

So, EOTW postponed until further notice!!

well that setlles it

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What no end of the world???? Come on I had a nice place picked out to watch it :/

now how much longer am I going to half to wait?

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It is cancelled due to the possibility of the hockey season starting after the new year. At least that is the rumor.....the hockey season I mean. The doomsayers will be back to the drawing board for the next 'doomsday' predictions. Good thing I did not bet on them.

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