Still Waters Posted March 25, 2013 #1 Share Posted March 25, 2013 A fishmonger in the south of China was gutting a squid for a customer when his knife hit an eight-inch live bomb. The squid, which was itself more than three feet-long, was caught in the shallow waters off Guangdong province, China, and taken to the fish market in Jiaoling county. http://www.telegraph...d-in-squid.html 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libstaK Posted March 25, 2013 #2 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Instant Calamari. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highdesert50 Posted March 25, 2013 #3 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Hmmm, last week we had an escaped armed dolphin and this week a rogue explosive squid. Let's hear it from the conspiracy theorists. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy hair candy Posted March 25, 2013 #4 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Next its a sea urchin with a sword 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dummy2b Posted March 25, 2013 #5 Share Posted March 25, 2013 the dolphin was going to attack squid but did't know the squid was armed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashotep Posted March 25, 2013 #6 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Maybe they are planning war on us and this squid was a suicide bomber. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted March 25, 2013 #7 Share Posted March 25, 2013 My guess is that between the fishing boat and the market some sick freak put the bomb in it with the intention of hurting or killing someone. Hope the police do a thorough investigation before this nut actually gets it right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted March 25, 2013 #8 Share Posted March 25, 2013 As a famous Mon Calamari once said... ITS A TRAP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justcalmebubba Posted March 25, 2013 #9 Share Posted March 25, 2013 (stand up scratching ass before moveing on to next subject) ...at lest no person was blowed up accept for the chinamen with bad gas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justcalmebubba Posted March 25, 2013 #10 Share Posted March 25, 2013 just out of wondering where was the bob barker at any where near by Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pallidin Posted March 25, 2013 #11 Share Posted March 25, 2013 My guess is that between the fishing boat and the market some sick freak put the bomb in it with the intention of hurting or killing someone. Hope the police do a thorough investigation before this nut actually gets it right. Well, that's certainly possible, as I'm sure squid are capable of expelling something they can't digest. Who knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted March 25, 2013 #12 Share Posted March 25, 2013 That fisherman could have got more bang for his buck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starseed hybrid 1111 Posted March 25, 2013 #13 Share Posted March 25, 2013 damn that sucks.wow people i am not sure about the rest of humanity but this says to me stop eating sea food and live animals!!!i mean have you people looked and saw pictures on how meat and sea food looks inside your body?it looks nasty and the smell wow don't even want to smell that at all.now you people see what they mean by don't throw garbage and etc into the water and oceans and etc.especially bombs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lava_Lady Posted March 25, 2013 #14 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Talk about explosive flavor... But seriously, that wasn't very nice of whomever did that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundew Posted March 26, 2013 #15 Share Posted March 26, 2013 That squid was really armed...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dharma warrior Posted March 26, 2013 #16 Share Posted March 26, 2013 We've heard that the CIA has armed dolphins.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odds Posted March 26, 2013 #17 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Under the headline "Squid Eats Bomb", the Guangzhou Daily reminded its readers to take care, should they find explosives in other comestibles, to always call the police Damn it, i was planning on stockpilling the explosives i found in food... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Fluffs Posted March 26, 2013 #18 Share Posted March 26, 2013 This has made my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Surfer Posted March 26, 2013 #19 Share Posted March 26, 2013 (edited) Your taxes fund a bunch of idiots to $%^& it up for all of us and make everything worse... go team HUMAN.... may the combined might of our own stupidity take us ever closer to an inhabitable world. Edited March 26, 2013 by Silver Surfer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustygh Posted March 26, 2013 #20 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Well at least this story has tangible evidence, a bomb! Can you imagine seeing a bomb as you cut open a squid. Man I would p*** my pants! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godnodog Posted March 27, 2013 #21 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Explosive Diarrhea 'ROUNDHOUSE' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9xbCX6GYg4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-M7 Posted September 2, 2013 #22 Share Posted September 2, 2013 I guess that squid was- *puts on sunglasses* -Da bomb. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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