my_psychosis Posted March 29, 2013 #1 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Ok my son told me about this game today. Pretend your at Walmart. Now buy three things to freak out the cashier. My son said Oreo cookies a cup and a breast pump ROTFLMAO 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keninsc Posted March 29, 2013 #2 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Large box of condoms. His and her KY Jelly. Large grill brush and scraper. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
my_psychosis Posted March 29, 2013 Author #3 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Large box of condoms. His and her KY Jelly. Large grill brush and scraper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titanicneversank Posted March 30, 2013 #4 Share Posted March 30, 2013 (edited) 1. Denture cleaner. 2. A toothbrush - the most expensive one they have. 3. The largest box of chocolates they have, Edited March 30, 2013 by Titanicneversank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krypter3 Posted March 30, 2013 #5 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Tape Rubbish bags Shovel 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odd Requiem Posted March 30, 2013 #6 Share Posted March 30, 2013 1. Ski mask 2. An expensive set of knives 3. A 'sorry about your loss' greeting card 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Shadows Posted March 30, 2013 #7 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Oh this is a great game I was extremely independent long before 18, and one weekend when I was 16 I went camping alone way out there in the mountains, so the weekend before I was in a sports/camping store buying sterilizing alcohol, rope, and knives. The cashier looked at me for a second, but when I explained the context he laughed and brushed it off. Condoms bananas and drain cleaner 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonecrusher Posted March 30, 2013 #8 Share Posted March 30, 2013 These three items are bound to freak out any cashier... Those orthopaedic shoes with the rubber soles. A big girls blouse and a cabbage patch kid. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodconversations Posted March 30, 2013 #9 Share Posted March 30, 2013 birth control pills pregnancy test "i'm sorry daddy, i messed up" card 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rashore Posted March 30, 2013 #10 Share Posted March 30, 2013 I can't think of a combo of three things to freak out a Walmart cashier.. I mean, they probably see all the freakiest stuff on a regular basis, it is Walmart after all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purplos Posted March 30, 2013 #11 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Halloween pumpkin big bag of candy razor blades 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen in the North Posted March 30, 2013 #12 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Pregnancy test. Bottle of vodka. Coathangers. Ewww I grossed myself out! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
my_psychosis Posted March 31, 2013 Author #13 Share Posted March 31, 2013 Birthday candles Chocolate cake mix Chocolate flavored laxatives 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodconversations Posted April 1, 2013 #14 Share Posted April 1, 2013 3 "to my only love" cards read this somewhere and it kinda freaked me out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImmortalSupernaturalAlien Posted April 13, 2013 #15 Share Posted April 13, 2013 1- Ductape 2- Rope 3- Chainsaw (And maybe a video camera too) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyrdlight Posted April 13, 2013 #16 Share Posted April 13, 2013 2 pints of double cream. A hose pipe. A funnel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
my_psychosis Posted April 14, 2013 Author #17 Share Posted April 14, 2013 A broom with a wooden handle A Bible A bag of fresh garlic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted April 14, 2013 #18 Share Posted April 14, 2013 This is pretty funny...but what about some of the things you've actually seen people buying? How about a rather creepy nervous fellow buying a set of carving knives, trash bags and a Mother's Day card? I saw this go down for real. I was behind this guy in line and the cashier was rather freaked out about it as well. I checked the local paper for several days after that...fortunately no missing women reported around Mother's Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewgeni Posted April 14, 2013 #19 Share Posted April 14, 2013 1. wrapping film 2. rubber band 3. romance movie (works best if you first buy condoms and, before paying, replacing it with no. 1 and 2) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
my_psychosis Posted April 14, 2013 Author #20 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Mickey Mouse ears A pink tutu A DVD copy of Up In Smoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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