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Let's create our own conspiracy theory. A UM member will post something. Someone else will add to it. I'll start it so that the second poster can add her or his own story to it.

A UFO visited Atlantis in the mists of history. As the culture vanished, Atlantians fled to what is now Egypt and Iraq. They transplanted their civilization to these Mediterranean areas. They shared their ancient knowledge with a very small group of people.

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you'll have to try harder than that D.M, that theory's been around since I was a kid!!

how about elvis being bumped off because he was gonna tell everyone in his autobiography that he was the 2nd gunman on the grassy knoll, so the CIA offed him before he could finger them!

or that coca cola's made from recycled cowp***?

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oh. wait. that last one's true.....

:-)

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they built lots of Walls. With incredible precision. And for centuries afterwards, people have bombarded internet forums with pictures of the same walls, over and over, interminably.

:innocent:

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you'll have to try harder than that D.M, that theory's been around since I was a kid!!

how about elvis being bumped off because he was gonna tell everyone in his autobiography that he was the 2nd gunman on the grassy knoll, so the CIA offed him before he could finger them!

or that coca cola's made from recycled cowp***?

.

oh. wait. that last one's true.....

:-)

Dude, I'm drinking a coke right now...Thanks a lot... :D

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Ours is the only inhabited planet in what we call the universe, and we are the only 'intelligent' creatures in that universe.

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Let's create our own conspiracy theory. A UM member will post something. Someone else will add to it. I'll start it so that the second poster can add her or his own story to it.

A UFO visited Atlantis in the mists of history. As the culture vanished, Atlantians fled to what is now Egypt and Iraq. They transplanted their civilization to these Mediterranean areas. They shared their ancient knowledge with a very small group of people.

Some of UFO occupants decided to stay and they created genetic hybrids so their offspring would be more suitable for the new earthly enviroment. The Nephalim experiment is born and every so often some the originals occupants race come back and observe and destroy the ones that went wrong ......the flood ...but there were some survivors hidden...the bloodline goes on ....until......

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you'll have to try harder than that D.M, that theory's been around since I was a kid!!

how about elvis being bumped off because he was gonna tell everyone in his autobiography that he was the 2nd gunman on the grassy knoll, so the CIA offed him before he could finger them!

or that coca cola's made from recycled cowp***?

.

oh. wait. that last one's true.....

:-)

No its made of Cocaine ! Thats why you can never ,never just have one ! As for E.T and Atlantis ,We all know they all moved to THe Land down under and run around half nakie & Love to eat grubs !

Now that Evolution !

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Some of UFO occupants decided to stay and they created genetic hybrids so their offspring would be more suitable for the new earthly enviroment. The Nephalim experiment is born and every so often some the originals occupants race come back and observe and destroy the ones that went wrong ......the flood ...but there were some survivors hidden...the bloodline goes on ....until......

The bloodline goes on until it reveals itself to people around the world. This will take place when all countries and institutions are controlled by the bloodline. After this is done, the leader of the bloodline will talk to the world. He will tell the world that....

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Cleopatra never existed. She was a political invention created by Caesar to take the fall for the worst of his mistakes. Unfortunately, historians took Cleopatra to be a real figure and now generations of kids are being indoctrinated to believe the Cleopatra Myth.

Now that you know the truth, you have two options. You can be like the the rest of the sheeple and believe the official government story, or you can start thinking for yourself and get properly educated.

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Cleopatra never existed. She was a political invention created by Caesar to take the fall for the worst of his mistakes. Unfortunately, historians took Cleopatra to be a real figure and now generations of kids are being indoctrinated to believe the Cleopatra Myth.

Now that you know the truth, you have two options. You can be like the the rest of the sheeple and believe the official government story, or you can start thinking for yourself and get properly educated.

The world was disappointed by this "startling revelation". They expected more. Conspiracy theorists claimed that "Cleopatra" was substituted for someone or something. The truth was revealed when....

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The world was disappointed by this "startling revelation". They expected more. Conspiracy theorists claimed that "Cleopatra" was substituted for someone or something. The truth was revealed when....

Mark Anthony's lover Leo Patrick memoirs were discovered and his collection of pet Asps were commemorated with a series of drawings including some where he was wrapped with them from head to toe.

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That never happened because it was just a PH.E.M.A (Pharaoh's Emergency Management Agency) exercise.

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That never happened because it was just a PH.E.M.A (Pharaoh's Emergency Management Agency) exercise.

That's why many ancient symbols also are modern symbols. I'm referring to things like pyramids and triangles. You see them in all sorts of places. This is because....

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That's why many ancient symbols also are modern symbols. I'm referring to things like pyramids and triangles. You see them in all sorts of places. This is because....

Geometry is the devil spawn of the Masons. Pythagoras was the latent author of...

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Geometry is the devil spawn of the Masons. Pythagoras was the latent author of...

The God Delusion. Richard Dawkins found a manuscript with the text, attributed to Pythagoras. We cannot access this Pythagorean "lost testament" because Dawkins gave it to the Vatican library to hide away along with all the other secret documents no one will ever see. The reason the Vatican and a prominent atheist would do secret deals is.....
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THe mice really run this world,we are all running around on there maze,so cleverly built ! :tu:

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I think this might help:

http://crispian-jago...y.html?spref=tw

Neat link! ...but I think that we should quote the poster before us and go wild. (no links i thinks) :)

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THe mice really run this world,we are all running around on there maze,so cleverly built ! :tu:

Yes, the Vatican and Richard Dawkins made a secret deal because of the mice. This is more telling than many imagine. The supremacy of mice means the supremacy of cheese (after all, did not Jesus say "blessed are the cheese makers"?), and by extension the larger dairy industry!

The dairy industry, as a result of this, has become the secret home of the Illuminati and the New World Order. This is particularly scary because.....

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The God Delusion. Richard Dawkins found a manuscript with the text, attributed to Pythagoras. We cannot access this Pythagorean "lost testament" because Dawkins gave it to the Vatican library to hide away along with all the other secret documents no one will ever see. The reason the Vatican and a prominent atheist would do secret deals is...

DONTEATUS! (because): THe mice really run this world,we are all running around on there maze,so cleverly built !

Mice, so adept to run the mazes (houses) of humans and witness every human communication for millions of generations have become so expertly bred that they became able to predict human behavior, and then mold human behavior.

Thousands of rodent biologists (and exterminators) (http://www.miceoverlordstruth.com) have signed a growing petition that the governments of the world hold a world wide symposium to investigate this vermin threat! Yet, we at (http://www.catsareweirdactuallyiamadogtypeguy.com) believe that a far worst fate is about to befall us. "Us", as in the human race!

While it is well known and widely accepted that today the mice control the entertainment and mainstream media outlets, yet, perhaps less shockingly, Catz haz alreddy begun to krupt th' Inglish langwage...

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Yes, the Vatican and Richard Dawkins made a secret deal because of the mice.

The Vatican is overthrown by rabbit clergy.

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The Vatican is overthrown by rabbit clergy.

One can find clues of this conspiracy in old Bugs Bunny cartoons. Mel Gibson's dad, Hutton, claims that this is proof of....

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The Vatican is overthrown by rabbit clergy.

Hippitus Hoppitus, you ignoramous, was of course his romin' name. He ascended the to the papacy, finally becoming Leporidae XIII. Leporidae, of course belongs to the secret order of Lagomorpha.

And if you don't believe me, HERE'S A SOURCE!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit

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best.

thread.

ever.

:-)

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best.

thread.

ever.

:-)

I do hope that this thread stays here for the time being and doesn't get relegated to the fun and games section. I think that people from both sides of this forum, the 'Trufers' and the 'Sheeple', can come here and poke fun at everything.

It could be a good release. :)

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