SHaYap Posted May 15, 2013 #51 Share Posted May 15, 2013 that would explain the weather lately .... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrooma Posted May 15, 2013 #52 Share Posted May 15, 2013 that would explain the weather lately .... . climate change is two doors down third eye, this is the 'swazilanders do the craziest things' thread..... :-D 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud the mackem Posted May 15, 2013 #53 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Are they fined for not having parachutes ?......oh.!.. they wouldn't work flying that low....Irish witches wear seat belts. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigjonalien Posted May 15, 2013 #54 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Wat a load of ****, I used to study witchcraft, so wat the hole country in on magic mushrooms.lol, get f*#ked.lmao or is it some sex act riding a broom stick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrooma Posted May 15, 2013 #55 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Wat a load of ****, I used to study witchcraft, so wat the hole country in on magic mushrooms.lol, get f*#ked.lmao or is it some sex act riding a broom stick? . jesus jon, you been drinking too much coffee this morning?? :-) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
regeneratia Posted May 16, 2013 #56 Share Posted May 16, 2013 (edited) It is a known fact that the rise in members in the Catholic church has gone south, to the Southern Hemisphere. The Southern Hemisphere, Africa and South America, will be leading Catholocism in the future. I could have predicted that the new Pope would come from the Southern Hemisphere. There various articles leading up to this trend in Catholocism, which I have read. So what we have is an immature Catholocism in Africa and, unless things are not put rapidly under some kind of Vatican control, there will be an entire new Witch-burning trend in Africa. They have been burning witches for some time now. It is time to demand that they stop and learn from history. Combine this with the fact that there is untapped oil and vast quantities of unmined GOLD in Africa, they are ripe for highly charged political intrigue and world domination. Edited May 16, 2013 by regeneratia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted May 16, 2013 #57 Share Posted May 16, 2013 It is a known fact that the rise in members in the Catholic church has gone south, to the Southern Hemisphere. The Southern Hemisphere, Africa and South America, will be leading Catholocism in the future. I could have predicted that the new Pope would come from the Southern Hemisphere. There various articles leading up to this trend in Catholocism, which I have read. So what we have is an immature Catholocism in Africa and, unless things are not put rapidly under some kind of Vatican control, there will be an entire new Witch-burning trend in Africa. They have been burning witches for some time now. It is time to demand that they stop and learn from history. Combine this with the fact that there is untapped oil and vast quantities of unmined GOLD in Africa, they are ripe for highly charged political intrigue and world domination. The catholic thing is not new. As for the oil and gold, I reckon Mr Epstein and Mr Cohen have already bought the land. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highdesert50 Posted May 16, 2013 #58 Share Posted May 16, 2013 . I know from personal experience that ergot can be quite easily be taken orally, but if you don't want to take my word for it, just google the term 'ergot madness' to hear of thousands ingesting it in the 14th century. nearly all hallucinogens can be ingested after a little preparation (not that i'm recommending the practice!), one noted exception, as stated earlier, being hemlock, which gives the sensation of flying, while ergotamine, being the chemical from which LSD is derived, gives a completely different sensation. Thanks for the clarification. I should have much better qualified the statement and noted the issue in regards to the dosing amounts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrooma Posted May 16, 2013 #59 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Thanks for the clarification. I should have much better qualified the statement and noted the issue in regards to the dosing amounts. . no worries HD50! I wasn't trying to have a go at you or anything, I just didn't want you to think you were going to die if you'd eaten some mouldy rye-bread..... :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Merton Posted May 16, 2013 #60 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Strikes me as perfectly sensible to ban witches on broomsticks above a given height. That sort of stuff is dangerous. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted May 16, 2013 #61 Share Posted May 16, 2013 especially with them tiny micro min skirts they wears nowadays ... gives everyone a stiff neck among other things .... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Red Devil Posted May 16, 2013 #62 Share Posted May 16, 2013 (edited) They can't book you if they can't catch you. I'm selling a twin turbo, 700 horsepower, carbon fibre broomstick frame with front spoilers. Wanna see the Swazi police catch this hot rod.. Edited May 16, 2013 by Black Red Devil 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odds Posted May 16, 2013 #63 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Has someone been slipping LSD into the water supply there..? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted May 16, 2013 #64 Share Posted May 16, 2013 especially with them tiny micro min skirts they wears nowadays ... gives everyone a stiff neck among other things .... its called fashion. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLOMBIE Posted May 16, 2013 #65 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Is that what you wear on a night out drinking? I've seen a lot of similar costumes on English streets. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted May 16, 2013 #66 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Is that what you wear on a night out drinking? I've seen a lot of similar costumes on English streets. No, thats my day wear. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLOMBIE Posted May 16, 2013 #67 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Even better. Finally a uniform I like! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted May 16, 2013 #68 Share Posted May 16, 2013 ~image snip its called fashion. call it what you like .... I don't mind i just like does it come in one size smaller and in neon pink ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted May 16, 2013 #69 Share Posted May 16, 2013 call it what you like .... I don't mind i just like does it come in one size smaller and in neon pink ? One size smaller and I would not be able to get on my broomstick! It comes in what ever colour I command it to. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Merton Posted May 16, 2013 #70 Share Posted May 16, 2013 I wonder why we don't get more reports of flying witch sightings? Maybe that is what some of the UFO reports really are. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud the mackem Posted May 16, 2013 #71 Share Posted May 16, 2013 They can't book you if they can't catch you. I'm selling a twin turbo, 700 horsepower, carbon fibre broomstick frame with front spoilers. Wanna see the Swazi police catch this hot rod.. depends on what fuel you use,and how many airmiles per gallon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justcalmebubba Posted May 17, 2013 #72 Share Posted May 17, 2013 lol yeah i got nutting wait i woner if its true witches dont wear panties to grip the broom stick tighter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GirlfromOz Posted May 17, 2013 #73 Share Posted May 17, 2013 As usual,the peoples of Swaziland,like other countries e.g. Muslim/Islamic countries still treat women with contempt & blame for their problems.They invent characters such as powerful witches, to make an example of the women that have power over them that take flight like demonic forces to fly over & seduce their men with power & sexual potions,to wreak havoc on crops & populations,& create evil sicknesses etc if their needs are not met or if some poor man stumbles across their path.They always have a scapegoat to explain the weaknesses of the moral upbringing of their own men that rape,pillage & destroy.Excuses excuses! The king of Swaziland has many wives & still adding to his harem.They always blame the women when their weak excuses have no foundation. I'll fly by the king's residence tonight on my deluxe broomstick & throw some toads & herpes his way.LMAO 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted May 17, 2013 #74 Share Posted May 17, 2013 lol yeah i got nutting wait i woner if its true witches dont wear panties to grip the broom stick tighter? Is that you got "nutting" or "nothing"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted May 18, 2013 #75 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Why only brooms? That's discrimination, what about the flying carpets and those British Tourists with their umbrellas? Says Mary Poppins, who disguises herself as a Libstak the Moderator from Australia at this website. Don't get all Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious on us, Mary Poppins! The flying monkey police from OZ are always watching your kind, when you brake the FFA regulations. You don't know it, but they're watching. Always watching, they are. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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