Still Waters Posted June 8, 2013 #1 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Tuscarawas County Sheriff’s deputies believe an Akron man’s car might still be somewhere in Stark County after he reported a strange incident involving “subjects not of this world” early Tuesday. The 28-year-old man called the Sheriff’s Office from the Crossroads Marathon station on Route 800 NE, Magnolia, at 1:36 a.m. stating that he began having vehicle problems, and didn’t know where he left his car. The man told deputies that he was instructed by “subjects not of this world” to drive to a field where an airport would appear and he would be picked up by aliens. http://www.timesrepo...r#axzz2VMzkRkQB 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted June 8, 2013 #2 Share Posted June 8, 2013 You wouldn't believe how often this kind of thing happens.... Aliens suck at giving directions. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightly Posted June 8, 2013 #3 Share Posted June 8, 2013 ^ .. I think i might know why he " didn’t know where he left his car. " 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted June 8, 2013 #4 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Say what? Aliens can make airports just appear out of nowhere? This is the first time I've heard this one. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted June 9, 2013 #5 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Aliens take man's car for a joyride, film at eleven! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKO Posted June 9, 2013 #6 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Sounds like he had a bad trip. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrooma Posted June 9, 2013 #7 Share Posted June 9, 2013 QUOTE- Morrison said it was obvious that the man had walked for a long distance, as he had blisters on his feet — even though he was wearing shoes. . made of tinfoil? to match his hat....? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowBoy86x Posted June 9, 2013 #8 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Dude, wheres my car?! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odiesbsc Posted June 9, 2013 #9 Share Posted June 9, 2013 DARN!!! Those pesky aliens. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Shadows Posted June 9, 2013 #10 Share Posted June 9, 2013 will insurance cover aliens auto-thiefts ? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacques Terreur Posted June 9, 2013 #11 Share Posted June 9, 2013 all threads should have comedy-masterpiece-headlines like this one.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pallidin Posted June 9, 2013 #12 Share Posted June 9, 2013 It's bizzare what mental illness can do. I have empathy for those suffering. Not saying he does, but does happen. Yet, I recall a time when I was so drunk that I did not even know where my house was. That was a bad night. Something tells me that I'm glad he did not find his car. God only knows what could have happened. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapow53 Posted June 9, 2013 #13 Share Posted June 9, 2013 One time they took my beer and whiskey 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ancient astronaut Posted June 9, 2013 #14 Share Posted June 9, 2013 (edited) I blame Aliens for the Kardashians. They are so incredibly ****ty, that they can only be a bi-product of alien technology. Sent here to punish us with their Mediocrity. Edited June 9, 2013 by ancient astronaut 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrooma Posted June 9, 2013 #15 Share Posted June 9, 2013 I recall a time when I was so drunk that I did not even know where my house was. That was a bad night. . huh?? I fail to see the drawback?! ;-) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whoop whoop Posted June 10, 2013 #16 Share Posted June 10, 2013 (edited) lol akron is close to were i live. alot of crazy people live around here. what would an alien want with a car? did they need parts for a spaceship? lololol Edited June 10, 2013 by Whoop whoop 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odds Posted June 10, 2013 #17 Share Posted June 10, 2013 It's bizzare what mental illness can do. I have empathy for those suffering. Not saying he does, but does happen. Yet, I recall a time when I was so drunk that I did not even know where my house was. That was a bad night. Something tells me that I'm glad he did not find his car. God only knows what could have happened. Ha ha, that has happened to me 3 times. Each time the cabbie got somewhat upset at me... Don't know why, the longer they drove around, the bigger the fare they got, lol. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imagestic Posted June 10, 2013 #18 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Chthonians gave my auntie a colonic and Satan stole my teddy-bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralaman Posted June 16, 2013 #19 Share Posted June 16, 2013 I wonder if this has anything to do with the "Aliens Blame Man for being a Dumbass" story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebra99 Posted June 16, 2013 #20 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysticwerewolf Posted June 16, 2013 #21 Share Posted June 16, 2013 zero to warp 6 in three point two seconds.... seriously I wonder what crime the car was used in that it had to vanish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Javon66 Posted June 19, 2013 #22 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Cracks a hell of a drug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbi Laveau Posted June 19, 2013 #23 Share Posted June 19, 2013 I hope he has alien abduction insurance ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starseed hybrid 1111 Posted June 25, 2013 #24 Share Posted June 25, 2013 maybe not really discounting at the moment.but i am a believer in UFOs and much more though.i would like to investigate this but have a healthy open mind and a little skeptical mindset and then come to a final conclusion though.sounds interesting but also could be a way just to get attention maybe. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysticwerewolf Posted July 14, 2013 #25 Share Posted July 14, 2013 (edited) what would an alien want with a car? did they need parts for a spaceship? lololol I think it would depend on the type of car, for example if it were a Stutz bearcat in mint condition, or a 56>64 corvette in mint condition I could see why the aliens would have wanted it. put them in a museum somewhere as " the best vehicles made by humans" or maybe "the prettiest vehicles made by humans" I can't see them wanting any modern stuff however, but then I could be prejudiced against modern cars Edited July 14, 2013 by mysticwerewolf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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