SHaYap Posted June 13, 2013 #1 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Frank ... he's the man ... it used to be Stan but that's another story, so here I was , and I thought its been awhile, maybe I'll go see Frank. Frank and me you see, we go way back. Now Frank, he's the man, he runs things, the books, the games, the shots, he runs them. That's why he's the man. He's also on the run. That's what the man does, he runs ... things. So I went over to the side of town where Frank is, here where Frank is, sometimes he's the only man around, but that's another story. Frank, he has his guys around him too, smart guys. Guys that don't fool around. Not these guys, these guys they don't fool around. YOu see them and you know they don't fool around, not with guys ... with the ladies, they're the fools most of the time but again, that's another story. So I walk over to the guy, he's the main guy, he's the eyes, so he gives me the eye, I see you from way back there. Where the hell do you think you're going ? Here you gotta know what to say, see... you don't say you're here to see Frank cos Frank you see. .. he ain't here. Nobody is suppose to know he's here, but me and Frank, we go way back. So I know what to say. So I say 'I'm going to the bank' See ? YOu have to have the look ... the look that's says you're actually here to see Frank cos there ain't a bank here. In fact nothing that is anything associated with a bank passes by here. Unless it's something a bank lost. Then someone from the back will say 'Say I know you ... you're here to see Frank' But it's a trick you see, you can't say ' I'm here to see Frank yeah ' cos these guys they're smart like that. Frank, he ain't here. So I say 'What's the matter with you ? I'm going to the bank, Cos Frank ...Frank he ain't here' So I go on, then I see someone that I do know, Stan ... you know Stan, he used to be the man but that's another story. So I say 'Stan, how're you doing man ? ' Stan he looks at me funny cos now, he looks funny. THe guys, they used to be his boys, they did a number on him, a song and a dance too I heard but again, that's another story, cos I'm just here going to the bank. Stan, bless him, he remembers me. See ? Cos me and Frank we go way back, Stan did a number on the numbers and that's when Frank call the number on Stan, and the boys they did the song and dance on Stan, who used to be the man, and that's how Frank became the man. Now Stan he don't talk too good now, I think he smiled and he just showed me the way. We go up, we go down, we turn left. we go right ... you see that's the only way to go see Frank, cos he ain't here. So that's the way you gotta go to go see Frank. And we keep going till we see Frank. Frank, he's a busy man. He runs things. So there he is ... running things ... so I go up to him and say, Hiya FRank, how're doing ? Now here with Frank, you don't say 'bank' unless you're planning something. Here with Frank, you say Frank. Now Frank and me ... we go way back. Frank looked at me and say ... Hey !! How're you doing ? And said 'pour yourself a drink and I'll be right with you.' So I pour myself a drink, and I look at the girls all around Frank. Frank, he likes the girls. Even when he's busy, he always has time for the girls. After a few minutes Frank, he turns to me and says what the hell do you want ? So I say nothing ... I just thought it would be nice to see him ... after all its been sometime since I last saw him , so he says ... you caught me at a bad time ... I'll give you a ring and then he was gone, so I looked on the table and there was a ring. It was a nice ring and it was nice of Frank, so I put on the ring and I poured myself another drink before I go. Weeks later I saw Frank at a club, Frank and his girls they were at the best table and the boys... his guys, they were at the table just behind him. So I thought I'd go over and thank FRank for the ring. The guy with the eyes, he looked me over and said 'going to the bank again eh ?' and I said yeah ... I gotta thank Frank for the ring. And I showed him the ring. Now when you see Frank at the club at his VIP table, things are different, the eyes and the guys, they have to check you over, so they check me over and said okay ... you can go see Frank now. See Frank is here, everyone knows Frank is here so you don't say you're going to the bank. Unless you're going to stick the joint up, but I wasn't here for that. So I put my clothes back on, hopping in my trousers when I heard Frank said 'What the hell do you think you're doing?' I was going to show him the ring and said I was going to thank him for the ring when the guys they pop me. Four shots in the sides and six in the back... I swear ... I still have two of the slugs somewhere in me. All I heard I was Frank saying I said I was going to give you a ring you *** ** * ***** , I didn't say you can take my ring ... See Frank and me ... we go way back ... ~ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted June 13, 2013 Author #2 Share Posted June 13, 2013 (edited) ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6vlt2Wpeo0 hiya Dino ... long time no see ~ Edited June 13, 2013 by third_eye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purplos Posted June 13, 2013 #3 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Love this guy's voice. Great. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloudshill Posted June 14, 2013 #4 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Good one third_eye......and you can't beat Dino....... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Waters Posted June 15, 2013 #5 Share Posted June 15, 2013 That was a good read! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted June 15, 2013 Author #6 Share Posted June 15, 2013 thanks ye one and all ... I have been having dreams of the rat pack recently and I remember one of Dean MArtin saying something the clearest ... then this bit just came together in one go ... I kinda had the idea of a stand up routine ... all tongue in cheek ... kinda Dino jibing Frank ol'blue eyes like in the old days ... I miss those guys ... real class ... even when it was just boys being bad ... I guess the kids nowadays missed out on a lot ... ~ I bow ~ ~ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lava_Lady Posted July 5, 2013 #7 Share Posted July 5, 2013 haha! Very clever! But, why did you have your clothes off toward the end? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted July 5, 2013 Author #8 Share Posted July 5, 2013 haha! Very clever! But, why did you have your clothes off toward the end? Because the goons didn't want to mess up my suit ... they knew what they know what they were going to do ... cuz Frank you see ... Frank and me go way back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lava_Lady Posted July 5, 2013 #9 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Because the goons didn't want to mess up my suit ... they knew what they know what they were going to do ... cuz Frank you see ... Frank and me go way back Lol I see! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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