Still Waters Posted June 28, 2013 #1 Share Posted June 28, 2013 An unfortunate woman in Dunedin, New Zealand, who reached for her lip gloss in the middle of the night instead grabbed superglue and accidentally glued her mouth shut. Local police say when the woman called them for help, she sounded like "she had been gagged" on account of her predicament. http://now.msn.com/w...e-for-lip-gloss 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted June 28, 2013 #2 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Lets hope this starts a fashion trend, I could do with the peace and quiet. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetpumper Posted June 28, 2013 #3 Share Posted June 28, 2013 OMG, I got chills when I read the title, especially with the thought of her doing it on her own. Then it just turns out to be an accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted June 28, 2013 #4 Share Posted June 28, 2013 OMG, I got chills when I read the title, especially with the thought of her doing it on her own. Then it just turns out to be an accident. Would be very chilling if the had a cold and a blocked nose! What is chilling is I just liked a post you made in another thread, I checked my content and you had just done the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.United_Nations Posted June 28, 2013 #5 Share Posted June 28, 2013 I bet she was giving....a you know what... Middle of the night and all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rashore Posted June 28, 2013 #6 Share Posted June 28, 2013 (edited) I bet she was giving....a you know what... Middle of the night and all Edit: this really funny, but I think my original response was mod action worthy. But yipes to keep your superglue and lip balm in the same place enough to mistake the two.. That's just foolish. Edited June 28, 2013 by rashore 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted June 28, 2013 #7 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Edit: this really funny, but I think my original response was mod action worthy. But yipes to keep your superglue and lip balm in the same place enough to mistake the two.. That's just foolish. Lol, you made me imagine her trying to fix a broken vase with lip gloss... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted June 29, 2013 #8 Share Posted June 29, 2013 Taking the "silent treatment" to whole new level. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtemperate Posted June 29, 2013 #9 Share Posted June 29, 2013 ....She didn't find the taste or smell gave away something wasn't right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highdesert50 Posted June 29, 2013 #10 Share Posted June 29, 2013 The NSA would hire her immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danielost Posted June 29, 2013 #11 Share Posted June 29, 2013 Bet, her husband/boy friend was happy for a day. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libstaK Posted June 29, 2013 #12 Share Posted June 29, 2013 I bet she was giving....a you know what... Middle of the night and all Then why was she the one on the phone mumbling to the police? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted June 29, 2013 #13 Share Posted June 29, 2013 Then why was she the one on the phone mumbling to the police? Because he finished the job himself and then fell asleep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paperdyer Posted June 29, 2013 #14 Share Posted June 29, 2013 I guess she didn't have any nail polish remover. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danielost Posted June 29, 2013 #15 Share Posted June 29, 2013 ....She didn't find the taste or smell gave away something wasn't right? By the time she tasted it, it would have been to late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pallidin Posted June 29, 2013 #16 Share Posted June 29, 2013 Something seems wrong. Not that it couldn't happen, but the tip of superglue(even if removed) is much smaller than lip gloss. Plus, as someone here said, it does have a rather distinctive odor. So, my humble take on this is that either she was completely drunk or otherwise drug impaired, or, she just wanted her 10-seconds of bizzare fame and did it on purpose, knowing it would not cause any permanent damage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danielost Posted June 29, 2013 #17 Share Posted June 29, 2013 She could have waken up and reached for the lip balm on instinct. By the time the smell regastered it was to late. Or someone played . Joke on her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Posted June 29, 2013 #18 Share Posted June 29, 2013 How did she manage to give the hospital her address? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pallidin Posted June 29, 2013 #19 Share Posted June 29, 2013 How did she manage to give the hospital her address? Morse code. Really, though, just a "hang-up" with or without a previous "muffled voice" will cause a police response. At least in the US. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted June 29, 2013 #20 Share Posted June 29, 2013 (edited) Lucky she wasn't intending on using KY jelly instead of lip balm. ...ouch - I bet that will have been embarrassing to get sorted . Edited June 29, 2013 by seeder 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted June 30, 2013 #21 Share Posted June 30, 2013 A tube of glue would come in handy while trying to watch a movie on tv with the wife. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odd Requiem Posted June 30, 2013 #22 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Once upon a time I was a lad of only 5. I superglued my left eye closed. My mom was furious. My eye was glued closed for about a week. Every night I'd have to soak it with a warm washcloth. But at least I was a child! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Silver Thong Posted June 30, 2013 #23 Share Posted June 30, 2013 she was sniffing it from a baggie and got careless, eh who knows sounds funny though like thinking a gun is a curling iron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor T Posted June 30, 2013 #24 Share Posted June 30, 2013 these comments are more entertaining than the artical. BTW, guperglue is virtually tasteless, I accidentally tried it, cap in teeth, fingers got glued togther while trying to fix ornament.. was having a bad day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timothy Posted June 30, 2013 #25 Share Posted June 30, 2013 In related news - husband is happy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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