Saru Posted July 14, 2013 #1 Share Posted July 14, 2013 A Brazilian farmer wound up dead after a cow fell through the ceiling of his house while he was in bed. A cow has fallen through the roof of a house in south-eastern Brazil killing a man and narrowly missing his wife. Read more... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted July 14, 2013 #2 Share Posted July 14, 2013 Death by bovine...not something you hear of every day! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krypter3 Posted July 14, 2013 #3 Share Posted July 14, 2013 That's almost as bad as the guy who died from getting bitten by a beaver. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Wearer of Hats Posted July 14, 2013 #4 Share Posted July 14, 2013 How the b******s did a cow get on the roof? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arbenol Posted July 14, 2013 #5 Share Posted July 14, 2013 Local media says this is the third such incident in the region in the past three years. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted July 14, 2013 #6 Share Posted July 14, 2013 Holy raining cows Batman! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKO Posted July 14, 2013 #7 Share Posted July 14, 2013 Imagine the locals. "Did you hear? Another cow crashed through someones roof". 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danielost Posted July 14, 2013 #8 Share Posted July 14, 2013 This is the farmers fault. He didn't fix the roof so the cow couldn't fall through, or put up a fence so the cow couldn't get on the roof. A clear case of not learning from the past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie.Lynne Posted July 14, 2013 #9 Share Posted July 14, 2013 Brazilian weather report: Mostly sunny, temps in the 90's with a 30% chance of intermittent showers........of cows. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonicCupcake Posted July 14, 2013 #10 Share Posted July 14, 2013 That sounds like an.....Utter Catastrophe. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrooma Posted July 14, 2013 #11 Share Posted July 14, 2013 How the b******s did a cow get on the roof? . it'd jumped over the moon Sir, and its 'chute failed to deploy upon re-entry..... :-) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrooma Posted July 14, 2013 #12 Share Posted July 14, 2013 That sounds like an.....Utter Catastrophe. . an "udder" catastrophe.....? ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrooma Posted July 14, 2013 #13 Share Posted July 14, 2013 at least it wasn't a load of old bull..... :-) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaphod222 Posted July 14, 2013 #14 Share Posted July 14, 2013 Well, we all have to go some time, but if I had the option to choose one way, this wouldn´t be the worst.... killed by a stray cow while sleeping? .... OK! At least it has a really big oddity factor. Of course I would prefer dying while having sex with a voluptuous 25-year old, but hey.... nothing is perfect. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danielost Posted July 14, 2013 #15 Share Posted July 14, 2013 I have seen houses where a cow or anything could just walk right on top. These were buried in the ground. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pallidin Posted July 14, 2013 #16 Share Posted July 14, 2013 I have seen houses where a cow or anything could just walk right on top. These were buried in the ground. Correct, and those houses built against, say, a very low hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted July 14, 2013 #17 Share Posted July 14, 2013 I can see what Chicken Little meant when he said the sky was falling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ancient astronaut Posted July 14, 2013 #18 Share Posted July 14, 2013 HOLY COW!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebra99 Posted July 14, 2013 #19 Share Posted July 14, 2013 Not a single post asking if the cow was alright! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbit Feet Posted July 14, 2013 #20 Share Posted July 14, 2013 Not a single post asking if the cow was alright! It sounds like the cow had a nice soft landing. If this had happened in America the authorities would have put the cow down so it wouldn't do it again. I have to say, the responses to this article are very amusing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kahn Posted July 14, 2013 #21 Share Posted July 14, 2013 Those crazy Grays! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dibatag Posted July 14, 2013 #22 Share Posted July 14, 2013 is this the cow that jumped over the moon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+and-then Posted July 14, 2013 #23 Share Posted July 14, 2013 I'd much prefer this to the way the poor guy in Florida died earlier this year. One second he's in bed and the next he's been swallowed by a sinkhole that's a hundred feet deep.... bizarre.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danielost Posted July 14, 2013 #24 Share Posted July 14, 2013 Wasn't there an old western that had cows grazing on a roof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrooma Posted July 14, 2013 #25 Share Posted July 14, 2013 I'd much prefer this to the way the poor guy in Florida died earlier this year. One second he's in bed and the next he's been swallowed by a sinkhole that's a hundred feet deep.... bizarre.... . man, that's the pits..... ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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