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Urine could one day charge your cell phones

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Well, some armchair engineers have already been able to faithfully power electrical appliances using only water. Their method eliminates the middle man.

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I wonder if they'll make a 'improve your aim' app as well.

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Science: constantly solving the questions that no one was asking. :rofl:

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Need your phone charge. No problem let me pee on it for you, then you can put it to your ear.

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There could be a wealth of power lurking in our septic tanks' anaerobic sludge. No more excuses for p***-poor battery life.

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so i can now use p**s to charge up my piece of s**t phone?

seems appropriate.

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Posted (edited)

Police Officer to Drunk Person Peeing in Public: Hey, buddy, I am going to arrest you.

Drunk Person: Occifer...burp...um... I'm just charging my cell phone so I can call a cab.

Edited by pallidin
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1. English people are weird.

2. Will we have to be dehydrated for this to work? Eg. there's not a lot of useful stuff in hydrated urine.

3. There are enough dirty people around who don't wash their hands now. This won't help.

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1. English people are weird.

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(we prefer the term "eccentric")

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2. Will we have to be dehydrated for this to work? Eg. there's not a lot of useful stuff in hydrated urine.

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(mine's 40% proof.....)

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3. There are enough dirty people around who don't wash their hands now.

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(see No1)

:-)

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....oh... just had a thought....

One could pee on their phone, the phone takes a sample and analyzes it before emailing the data results to the person's employer for a monthly drug test. Even creepier if the phone reminded you on the day by saying, 'It's time for your drug test.'

Ponderous.

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Guys with bladder control issues will be able to charge their phones in their pant's pockets!

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they need to find a way to use this to power cars too. that way when you need to pull over on the side of the road to drain the lizard you can boost the car battery too

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So if they are doing this with #1 I wonder what they are doing with #2???? Just saying.

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Not too many ladies have posted on this thread. I woner why.

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So will you have to keep an infant handy as a secondary charger?

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So will you have to keep an infant handy as a secondary charger?

Or an incontinent adult. More charge there I believe. Would take up more space than an infant though...

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