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Paralyzed man has testicles eaten by dog

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A paralyzed man from Arkansas woke up to find his dog eating one of his testicles.

The 39-year-old, who has no feeling from the waist down and sleeps in the nude, opened his eyes on Monday morning to see his fluffy pet pooch between his legs.

With blood on its muzzle and front paws, he noticed the pup was chowing down on something chewy.

Moments later, and to his horror, he realized the dog was in fact eating his gonad.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/dog-eats-paralyzed-man-testicle-article-1.1413467

This made me very queasy.

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GOOD LORD MAN

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Someone debunk this...PLEASE!!!!!

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Poor man, lost the family jewels to mans best friend.

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Poor guy. Is it cold in here? :unsure2:

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No headline has ever stopped me in my tracks like this one. This is the worst story I've ever heard.

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Oh... I just died a little inside.

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I feel for the males who read that article. I feel even more for the dog:/

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Posted (edited)

The NY Daily News is a Tabloid everyone......

Seeing different versions of this, and nothing on main News. At least anything I would trust.

Seen 5 different versions.....Pet dog, Feral Dog, new pet, old pet......And other scenarios...

No way this is real.....I could not see a dog eating a live person, no way. And how many people lay around with their balls hanging out anyway?

I will bet my left testicle this is bull****....

Edited by Sakari
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Posted (edited)

Well I will tell you one thing...that's about the nuttiest thing I ever heard.

Edit: Great minds think alike, Eldorado. Notice how we posted at the same time. lol....

Edited by Purifier
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It was hell for the guy but the dog had a ball.

(lol)

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It's no wonder the guy didn't go nuts!

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It was hell for the guy but the dog had a ball.

(lol)

And we all know how dogs never give up a ball. :wacko:

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He sleeps in the nude? I'll bet now he sleeps with a baseball bat!

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Passes out....

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Sakari, I'm so with you. This is a BS story. I don't believe it. :)

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it was like michael hutchence and autoasphyxia, a sex thing that went wrong.

the guy had obviously been spreading margarine on his knackers & teaching the dog to lick it off.....

.

but it backfired.

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The dog just wanted to show his gratitude for getting fixed. Guess after the reasoning: Whats good for the dog is good for the goon.

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And how many people lay around with their balls hanging out anyway?

Once I shared a room with 7 strangers in a tourist lodge and....welll

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it was like michael hutchence and autoasphyxia, a sex thing that went wrong.

the guy had obviously been spreading margarine on his knackers & teaching the dog to lick it off.....

.

but it backfired.

Peanut Butter works best....

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Peanut Butter works best....

.

....or so you've been told of course.....

;-)

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.

....or so you've been told of course.....

;-)

A friend of a friend.... :blush:

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Mans best friend does not apply here.

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