3 questions

[seeder]

seeder, this is a fun subject but, in all seriousness, I doubt that you would get any "truthful" answer from aliens.

Why should they? During a scouting mission by either US Special Ops, or aliens, you WILL NOT be given truthful statements.

Just the way it is.

But its a hypothetical question, and we can assume therefore.. we will get an honest answer..

or we can also ask...hypothetically, what will they lie about...and why? can we not? I mean, why lie? Thats a human concept, isnt it?

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Edited August 4, 2013 by seeder

[JimOberg]

what would matter to you? Truly? To know? In just 3 sentences?

I'd go for physical traces, stuff I could place sticky-gum against, or swallow.

Otherwise, it would be astronomy questions such as the 'next visible supernova'.

Or I'd ask, "What three-sentence answer has been most persuasive

on worlds you have previously made first contact with?"

[Zeta Reticulum]

1. Who does the cleaning on your ship.?

2. Are you related to Troodon?

3. Will you be seeing Bob Lazar on this trip?

[Eldorado]

1. Do you come here often?
   
2. Did you help build the pyramids?
   
3. Why are you so goddamn ugly?
   

[HDesiato]

Is the sense of self a product of the physical brain only or does the self exist beyond life?

How many intelligent species have you found so far in the universe?

What happened that lead up to the Big Bang?

[Skep B]

1. can I have a lazer

2. what do I have to do to be made ruler of america in your oncoming take over of our planet?

3. No, seriously can I have a lazer?

[s33ker]

Can you get me a Wizard Hat?

Can you help me take over the world?

Can I have a lazer (really want one too)?

[Space Commander Travis]

Was that one of yours at (a) Roswell, or ( b ) Rendlesham?

And why did you bother going to all that trouble constructing those Incredible walls at Pumu Punku or Machu Pichu or wherever it was, and then bugering off?

And ... Oh, the Pyramids? oh, that was you as well, was it? What's that? oh, is that why you're back, the batteries need charging. Well, ok, I wouldn't want to hold you up.

Edited August 5, 2013 by Colonel Rhuairidh

[Timothy]

1. Can you please transfer all of your knowledge to me.

[Sundew]

With all your accumulated knowledge, can you:

1. tell us how you overcame the light speed barrier

2. cure our disease and slow the aging process

and most importantly...

3. can you help me figure out how to program my DVD recorder

[seeder]

what about, (an Im still trying to come up with 3 good ones tbh)...

Q: On a star map, pls point out your planet, plus the nearest planets to earth that have life and conditions similar to earth?

or maybe

can we harness clean unlimited power from the earth/universe, if so, how

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Edited August 5, 2013 by seeder

[Timothy]

1. Solution to world peace.

2. Solution to world hunger.

3. How to achieve zero point energy/perpetual motion (Or as close to it as possible).

With those 3 questions answered we can begin to effectively move forward and figure our the rest ourselves in good time.

[Space Commander Travis]

what about, (an Im still trying to come up with 3 good ones tbh)...

Q: On a star map, pls point out your planet, plus the nearest planets to earth that have life and conditions similar to earth?

We did, we showed that nice Betty & Barney Rubble- er, Hill - but you wouldn't believe them.

[Hazzard]

Ive just read a thread on another forum, that posed the question....if you could ask an alien 3 questions..well,

what will you ask?

1. What is your society like?

2. How do you traverse the stars?

3. Have you solved some of the problems that still plague us?

So, what might some of you ask?

I remember Jim Obergs questionS here, at the bottom of the page, http://www.jamesober...8quest_ufo.html,... for those who claim they are in Contact with ET.

Still, I would be very interested in asking ET some of them.

Edited August 5, 2013 by Hazzard

[White Unicorn]

1. Solution to world peace.

2. Solution to world hunger.

3. How to achieve zero point energy/perpetual motion (Or as close to it as possible).

With those 3 questions answered we can begin to effectively move forward and figure our the rest ourselves in good time.

Eeks we might not like answer to one and two ..delete uncaring humans!

Edited August 5, 2013 by White Unicorn

[SpiritWriter]

1. How do you know everything?

2. Can you give me super powers?

3. What are all the kinds of super powers you could give me?

Then it would suck because I would have forgot to ask for more questions.

[quillius]

1- what is the meaning of life

2- what happens once a human dies

3- what came before life

(life to cover anything living in the universe)

edit to add my tongue in cheek questions:

1- why did you drop flares over phoenix

2- have you got the hump about Roswell

3- what will be this weeks lottery numbers

Edited August 6, 2013 by quillius

[StarMountainKid]

Great thread.

1. Look, this is money. Do you have duplicating technology? (Blank stare)

2. Look, this is money. Do you have duplicating technology? (No response)

3. Look, with lots of money I can get you all the females you want, save you a lot of trouble. They just love to be experimented on, but their price is high. Well? (Alien raises eyebrows in thoughtful manner)

[Big Bad Voodoo]

0. Tired?

1. Do you wear jeans?

2. Do you believe in God?

3. Does your females have a great bodies?

4. Do you take drugs?

5. Do you have problem with CO2?

6. Is it worst at your planet in general?

7. How much is your salary?

8. Do you have graffiti on streets?

9. Does police also annoys you?

10. Do you fight about colors of your skin?

11. Whats monetary unit?

12. On which day you rest?

13. Can I come to you without Visa?

14. Why didnt you call earlier?

15. What do you think, is there any hope for us?

16. Does gays parades annoys you?

17. Whats your favourite football team?

18. Beer?

19. Can you ressurect Elvis, Einstein and Bruce Lee?

20. Can you disentagrate Bilderbergs and Nukes?

21. Do you like rock?

22. Do I ask too many questions?

Edited August 6, 2013 by the L

[Big Bad Voodoo]

23. Whats anal probe for?

Edited August 6, 2013 by the L

[quillius]

0. Tired?

1. Do you wear jeans?

2. Do you believe in God?

3. Does your females have a great bodies?

4. Do you take drugs?

5. Do you have problem with CO2?

6. Is it worst at your planet in general?

7. How much is your salary?

8. Do you have graffiti on streets?

9. Does police also annoys you?

10. Do you fight about colors of your skin?

11. Whats monetary unit?

12. On which day you rest?

13. Can I come to you without Visa?

14. Why didnt you call earlier?

15. What do you think, is there any hope for us?

16. Does gays parades annoys you?

17. Whats your favourite football team?

18. Beer?

19. Can you ressurect Elvis, Einstein and Bruce Lee?

20. Can you disentagrate Bilderbergs and Nukes?

21. Do you like rock?

22. Do I ask too many questions?

the Alien answer: stupid Humans........they cant even count to three

[Paramys]

1- does your anal probe have a vibrate function ? *hands over rampant rabbit* you may get better results with this

2- can i have more than 3 questions ? i mean come on you come all this way and just give us the 3 damn questions are you that stingy sheesh

3- if i said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me ? Seriously get your coat and probe youve pulled XD

[Asadora]

My three questions would be:

1. Have you received or intercepted any transmissions or radio signals from our planet?

2. When our Sun makes a pole flip, does it affect weather on your planet as well?

3. Do you have unexplained origins of ancient sites on your planet or unexplained sightings of high strangeness on your planet or in your solar system?

Great Thread

[shephardess]

Was the Old Testament god a demon?

Are disabilities the result of karma?

Is Nirvana person useful to society?

Edited August 12, 2013 by shephardess