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ambelamba

A Spiritual Declaration

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I have no intention to start a new religion. From the start I have zero charisma. My 'coworkers' say otherwise but I am definitely not a figurehead material.

I am not an atheist. But I'd say I am a simulationist. Yes, I finally made up my mind. This is my religious conviction. I am a member of The Church of Universal Simulation. Or...are there any other?

But I do not worship anything. In fact, I have no intention to worship this cosmic slob living in his cosmic mom's basement playing cosmic simulation game with a cosmic PC assembled from used cosmic parts bought from a cosmic swapmeet. And yes, this slob is fueled by a mountain of cosmic nachos and cosmic Mountain Dew. And I wonder if it's diet Mountain Dew.

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I'm a member of the Church of Stimulation. Anyone want to join?

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I'm a member of the Church of Stimulation. Anyone want to join?

Sorry I am not into sex cults... :D

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