ambelamba Posted September 2, 2013 #1 Share Posted September 2, 2013 I have no intention to start a new religion. From the start I have zero charisma. My 'coworkers' say otherwise but I am definitely not a figurehead material. I am not an atheist. But I'd say I am a simulationist. Yes, I finally made up my mind. This is my religious conviction. I am a member of The Church of Universal Simulation. Or...are there any other? But I do not worship anything. In fact, I have no intention to worship this cosmic slob living in his cosmic mom's basement playing cosmic simulation game with a cosmic PC assembled from used cosmic parts bought from a cosmic swapmeet. And yes, this slob is fueled by a mountain of cosmic nachos and cosmic Mountain Dew. And I wonder if it's diet Mountain Dew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rlyeh Posted September 2, 2013 #2 Share Posted September 2, 2013 I'm a member of the Church of Stimulation. Anyone want to join? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambelamba Posted September 2, 2013 Author #3 Share Posted September 2, 2013 I'm a member of the Church of Stimulation. Anyone want to join? Sorry I am not into sex cults... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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