Still Waters Posted September 7, 2013 #1 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Police summoned a white magic practitioner to evaluate a young coconut believed to have been cursed by a black magic spell, after it was found near the Guraidhoo Island presidential election polling station in Kaafu Atoll. http://minivannews.c...d-coconut-64483 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonshadow60 Posted September 8, 2013 #2 Share Posted September 8, 2013 If they believe that a white magic practitioner can take any or all curses off a coconut, then bless their hearts, they should be availed of that service. Nowadays, I am not about to laugh at such beliefs, considering the crazy world we live in. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ash68 Posted September 8, 2013 #3 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Oh dear! Evil coconuts indeed,surely by now they know it's grapefruit,that's the real dark side of fruit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pallidin Posted September 8, 2013 #4 Share Posted September 8, 2013 This is a very strange "modern" world we live in. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lava_Lady Posted September 8, 2013 #5 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Oy vey... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lava_Lady Posted September 9, 2013 #6 Share Posted September 9, 2013 (edited) Now that I think about it, there are an awwwwful lot of suspicious coconuts around here... an awwwful lot. Edited September 9, 2013 by Lava_Lady 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggie Posted September 9, 2013 #7 Share Posted September 9, 2013 I'll never look at a coconut the same way! lol 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asadora Posted September 9, 2013 #8 Share Posted September 9, 2013 ""Falling coconuts kill 150 people worldwide each year, 15 times the number of fatalities attributable to sharks," said George Burgess, Director of the University of Florida's International Shark Attack File and a noted shark researcher." (http://www.unisci.com/stories/20022/0523024.htm) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lava_Lady Posted September 9, 2013 #9 Share Posted September 9, 2013 ""Falling coconuts kill 150 people worldwide each year, 15 times the number of fatalities attributable to sharks," said George Burgess, Director of the University of Florida's International Shark Attack File and a noted shark researcher." (http://www.unisci.co...022/0523024.htm) I knew it.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asadora Posted September 9, 2013 #10 Share Posted September 9, 2013 I knew it.... Ain't that something?! Someone should start a campaign about how important it is to wear a hard hat around a coconut tree! 'A hard hat can save your life!' or (get ready for it) 'A hard hat can save your nuts.' (nuts, smarts, brain, head). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lava_Lady Posted September 9, 2013 #11 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Ain't that something?! Someone should start a campaign about how important it is to wear a hard hat around a coconut tree! 'A hard hat can save your life!' or (get ready for it) 'A hard hat can save your nuts.' (nuts, smarts, brain, head). Hahaha! Ya nut! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highdesert50 Posted September 9, 2013 #12 Share Posted September 9, 2013 So, the curse manifests itself when someone gets nailed by a falling coconut. I guess that would make it a "self fulfallling prophecy." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asadora Posted September 9, 2013 #13 Share Posted September 9, 2013 So, the curse manifests itself when someone gets nailed by a falling coconut. I guess that would make it a "self fulfallling prophecy." Haha! Or how about a self fulnutty prophecy!!! haha. Gods, words are just amazingly awesome! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lava_Lady Posted September 10, 2013 #14 Share Posted September 10, 2013 The comic relief is GREATLY appreciated!!! THANK YOU ALL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightly Posted September 10, 2013 #15 Share Posted September 10, 2013 It was determined to be a "fake" . Phew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skep B Posted September 10, 2013 #16 Share Posted September 10, 2013 If my understanding of witch craft from my ex is still good. I beleive the way to deal w/ this would be You put a lime, in the coconut you shake them all up you put the lime in the coconut, you mix them all together you put the lime in the coconut, and then you feel better 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaginarynumber1 Posted September 10, 2013 #17 Share Posted September 10, 2013 I always knew there was something wrong with coconuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scuzzy Posted September 12, 2013 #18 Share Posted September 12, 2013 (edited) Coconado ? ""Falling coconuts kill 150 people worldwide each year, 15 times the number of fatalities attributable to sharks," said George Burgess, Director of the University of Florida's International Shark Attack File and a noted shark researcher." ( )" Edited September 12, 2013 by Scuzzy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggie Posted September 12, 2013 #19 Share Posted September 12, 2013 I can't believe we are still talking coconuts here! lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopex Posted September 14, 2013 #20 Share Posted September 14, 2013 That is just nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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