CatFromHell Posted October 20, 2013 #1 Share Posted October 20, 2013 http://www.brentwoodweeklynews.co.uk/news/10681609.Wedding_delayed_in_Brentwood_after_man_cuts_off_testicles/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A rather obscure Bassoon Posted October 20, 2013 #2 Share Posted October 20, 2013 (edited) Was that after the priest asked " If any man can show just cause, why they may not lawfully be joined together, let him now speak, or else hereafter for ever hold his peace." Edited October 20, 2013 by shaddow134 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overdueleaf Posted October 20, 2013 #3 Share Posted October 20, 2013 my first impression of this heading was that the groom cut his own testicals off to delay HIS wedding... i thought man surely it cant be that bad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowBoy86x Posted October 20, 2013 #4 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Wow, what would you been thinking to make you do something like that, ill never understand harming ones self Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skep B Posted October 20, 2013 #5 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Yeah, I hate weddings too 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wickian Posted October 20, 2013 #6 Share Posted October 20, 2013 I've been to a few weddings, very boring since I'm not a drinker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skep B Posted October 20, 2013 #7 Share Posted October 20, 2013 This guy seemed to have a good way out. sadly you can only use it twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted October 20, 2013 #8 Share Posted October 20, 2013 http://instantrimsho...d=wilhelmscream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bendy Demon Posted October 20, 2013 #9 Share Posted October 20, 2013 What? No pictures? What a rip... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted October 20, 2013 #10 Share Posted October 20, 2013 (edited) A spokesman for Essex Police said: “Police were called by the ambulance service to the church at around 12.25pm. A man with mental health problems was found in the church with serious injuries. He was taken to hospital to be treated. The man was later referred for a mental health assessment.” http://www.brentwood..._off_testicles/ ASSESSMENT? they already knew what his problem was, he had mental health problems and it just got upgraded to a category..... *snip* Mind you, you got to have some balls to do what he did. Edited October 20, 2013 by Saru Removed profanity 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bendy Demon Posted October 20, 2013 #11 Share Posted October 20, 2013 (edited) Mind you, you got to have some balls to do what he did. HAHAHAHAHA..... Do-it-yourself neutering. Love it. At least he won't be perpetuating his insanity. Seriously, does one really need an "assessment" after what he did? Really? Edited October 20, 2013 by Ryu 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted October 20, 2013 #12 Share Posted October 20, 2013 (edited) This man is both nuts and lacking nuts. A very sad combination. Edited October 20, 2013 by Lilly addition 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted October 20, 2013 #13 Share Posted October 20, 2013 HAHAHAHAHA..... Do-it-yourself neutering. Love it. At least he won't be perpetuating his insanity. Seriously, does one really need an "assessment" after what he did? Really? they will assess him, give him a couple of pain killers for his "lose" and up his dose of Fluphenazine, and then send him home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted October 20, 2013 #14 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Poor crazy fellow. We should have pity for those who are this mentally ill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bendy Demon Posted October 20, 2013 #15 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Well, yeah. I agree but this is not something that "just" happened out of the blue. There had to be warning signs that he could do something this drastic. I mean one can be a neurotic or quirky but people who can mutilate themselves like this then go on a raging rampage...well there just had to be some major signs people chose to ignore. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted October 20, 2013 #16 Share Posted October 20, 2013 It does make one wonder why his family and friends did not see that this fellow was sick and needed help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avallaine Posted October 20, 2013 #17 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Poor crazy fellow. We should have pity for those who are this mentally ill. Pity costs money. Rejection is free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted October 20, 2013 #18 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Poor crazy fellow. We should have pity for those who are this mentally ill. And their doctors should be helping them more instead of letting back onto society with a prescription in one hand and note for their next appointment in the other. But this has been a long standing issue and possibly another thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted October 20, 2013 #19 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Pity costs money. Rejection is free. No. "The quality of mercy is not strained. It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven. Upon the place beneath it is twice blessed. It blesseth him that gives and him that takes." ~William Shakespeare~ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bendy Demon Posted October 21, 2013 #20 Share Posted October 21, 2013 It does make one wonder why his family and friends did not see that this fellow was sick and needed help. I think sometimes people think these things will just "pass" as if it is a phase or something. Maybe and maybe not. But a person just doesn't wake up one day and say to himself "I think I am gonna go hacking off my man-bits today. Sounds like a blast." Well..at any rate I hope the poor guy gets the help he needs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiloh17 Posted October 21, 2013 #21 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Well, she just needs to be spayed and they'd be perfect for each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arbenol Posted October 21, 2013 #22 Share Posted October 21, 2013 ASSESSMENT? they already knew what his problem was, he had mental health problems and it just got upgraded to a category..... *snip* I'd like to nominate Saru for Best Unintentional Pun of the Week. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted October 21, 2013 #23 Share Posted October 21, 2013 I'd like to nominate Saru for Best Unintentional Pun of the Week. I will second that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted October 21, 2013 #24 Share Posted October 21, 2013 It's possible he heard the church choir on his way in and decided they hadn't got enough sopranos! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted October 21, 2013 #25 Share Posted October 21, 2013 He won't be singing this song anytime soon or ever now. [media=]http://youtu.be/EorAtNx7icE[/media] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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