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The Gospel According to Britney!

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'A new musical that depicts the story of Jesus Christ using only Britney Spears songs is to be staged in New York.

Spears the Musical: The Gospel According to Britney will feature several of the star's songs, including (You Drive Me) Crazy, Baby One More Time and Stronger.'

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/The_Gospel_according_to_Britney

Thank you, Jesus! :)

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Somewhere in Heaven, Jesus is watching this on his Earth-O-Vision (trademark pending) and wondering just how far off the apocalypse is and just how difficult would it be to speed it up a bit...

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More illumanist tripe attempting to undeify Jesus.

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'And next weeks musical is "The Devils Bible using only songs by Black Sabbath".

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How could her music deter somalian pirates? do they start dancing when they hear it, drop their weapons, calls off the ambush and start strutting their stuff?

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How could her music deter somalian pirates? do they start dancing when they hear it, drop their weapons, calls off the ambush and start strutting their stuff?

Shoot themselves?.I know I would.

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Shoot themselves?.I know I would.

That sure would be the most logical option.

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