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Environmental activist 'marries' tree

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An environmental activist "married" a tree in Buenos Aires on Sunday in an effort to draw attention to global environmental concerns.

http://uk.news.yahoo...-105004786.html

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Gives a new meaning to the term "tree hugger". To each his own I guess.

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Another sign that evolution is going backwards.

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O_o

I guess they stayed local for their honeymoon..

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:blink: Humaniacs! They make real environmentalists look bad with all their nonsense.

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I must say, this one's got me stumped.

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In other news, after the honeymoon, the activist was overheard saying "yeah she just lays there, stiff as a board."

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But in their defense, it's just a budding relationship that will certainly branch out in the future.

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But in their defense, it's just a budding relationship that will certainly branch out in the future.

:w00t::clap: :clap: :tu: So I guess this is how we replenish the rain forests. Edited by Thelaw1
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But in their defense, it's just a budding relationship that will certainly branch out in the future.

I don't blame the guy for wanting to put down some roots but he'll be devastated when she leaves. They always do.

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What happens when a dog pees on his bride?

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I hope he doesn't find out how much of a beech she can be!

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Tree jokes! So many tree jokes!

I wonder what her name is... It's probably Mable...

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What a stupid-ass human being.

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Hey! Maybe he felt a connection. I watched the wedding and he seemed really happy. He's just extreme... like, really extreme.... :/

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holy **** that was just way too many tree jokes in one thread lol :cry:

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hm, well, if you aspen me he could have spruced up a bit more for the wedding. i mean, did you cedar? she looked lovely, but he was a mess. i pine for the old days, when people still had some cl-ash.

ok i'm done.

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Yeah, I guess I'll leaf it alone now too.

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For his sake, let's hope she's not too knotty.

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Wedding bells are ringing in the forrest, I can hear the nuts all shouting there with glee.Guess he won't Pine for her now.

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Didn't the article say the tree was in a park? So, his wife is Public Property?

I wish him good luck with his knot hole.

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you know, when i saw this thread, i started aspen myself: will there be too many puns here? i think yule have to answer that for yourself. me? i'm overwh-elm-ed.

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"Environmental activist 'marries' tree in Peru"

Odd. I was just in Peru and didn't see Buenos Aires.

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But in their defense, it's just a budding relationship that will certainly branch out in the future.

Looking to set down roots.

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Looking to set down roots.

Of course I'm just going out out on a limb here. Barking up the wrong tree? Sorry, I'll turn over a new leaf.

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