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Door Dwarfs Wanted!

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Are you an unemployed dwarf in London?

"An advert in the Metro newspaper says: "Door Dwarfs required for The Hippodrome Casino, London.

"The Hippodrome is seeking to create a team of Britain's smallest bouncers - Door Dwarfs - for its new entrance in Cranbourn Street, Leicester Square.

"Duties include door control and customer relations.

"We welcome applications from those under 4ft 10 inches.""

http://www.heart.co.uk/london/news/local/hippodrome-advertises-dwarfs/

Good luck!

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This could cause serious self image issues among the (drunk) male population of London. Imagine being kicked into the street by a dwarf.

"so I was sitting at the Hippodrome pub and my mate asks 'is that Hortense?' nah, I reply, she looks calm to me" when out of the haze comes this little guy with a stick and tells me "you're outta here!" Well what'd you expect? I started to retort and boom! the little %%^% sucker punches me and next I know I'm looking at pavement - REALLY close to my nose!

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Wow and then, door people are rough by you! Round here they just stand by the door, checking ID's.

Edit to add: they might have frisking duties too :)

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Wow and then, door people are rough by you! Round here they just stand by the door, checking ID's.

Edit to add: they might have frisking duties too :)

It all depends on the establishment!
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I predict a lot of injured dwarfs. Drunk, coked up idiots don't care who they fight these days. It'll end up being an internet video phenomenon where people film their mates bashing dwarfs.

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