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Cows Crash Through Cornish Weaver's Roof

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Sue Marshall was using her vacuum cleaner when she heard a crash and, on investigation, found an equally surprised cow standing in her workshop, having just missed the loom she had been using only a short while earlier.

After some careful manoeuvring, Mrs Marshall managed to get the animal out of her home but then a second cow plunged through the roof.

http://uk.news.yahoo...62.html#LNHg3Zk

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Am hoping she shouted, "Holy Cow!"

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Hate it when that happens.

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She should of gotten herself some milk before kicking the animal out

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last time it was horses, now cows, what's next? A downpour of swine?

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She cant even sue them for damage, as the farmers already milked them dry!:lol:

And "After some careful manoeuvring, Mrs Marshall managed to get the animal out". Thats just as well - as trying to shout at cows just goes in one ear and out the udder

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I wonder if they discovered a bucket of paint and brushes and a painted sign on the roof that said, "Eat Mor Chikin"

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I am glad neither she nor the poor cows were injured badly.

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Does All*State cover that, or did it come out of pocket?

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I had no idea cows liked to climb... seems like this is getting to be a common occurrence. :huh:

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When quizzed, the cows replied they were attempting to jump over the moon - but did not realise it was much higher than they thought.

Police also are investigating the mysterious disappearance of spoons from the same address. Some of the dishes have been taken into custody for questioning.

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It's probably one those days when you should just go back to bed really - in my experience the day rarely ends well after it starts with kamikaze cows on your case...

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Them cows should have had bells on, quite obviously their horns aren't working!! And latest news says one of the cows has now developed a nervous twitch near buildings..., hes now known as beef jerky :clap:

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Holy flying cows Batman!

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She cant even sue them for damage, as the farmers already milked them dry! :lol:

And "After some careful manoeuvring, Mrs Marshall managed to get the animal out". Thats just as well - as trying to shout at cows just goes in one ear and out the udder

Tasteless! Wish I had thought of it first.

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Her house is converted barn below the field and the cows walked down onto house, sounds as if the cows had a beef to settle for having their barn taken off them.

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All Moo..t puns, LOL good ones :)

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The cows are coming home to roost.

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Udderly ridiculous - perhaps someone gave them a bum steer......also, did she ask them to mooooove out of the way?

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Luckily, all survived relatively unscathed. Headline coulda read, "Local woman held in Double Moo-der!"

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when i saw the topic i was thinking that Aliens had something to do with it :)

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So that is where the cow went from Twister

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Rose Nylund read this and smiled from ear to ear. :D

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