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Prophet in Goblin Scandal!

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From Zimbabwe:

"A self-styled prophet from Harare was last week arrested at a roadblock on the outskirts of Gweru after he was found in possession of a suspected goblin during a police security check.".....

"According to eyewitnesses, the creature had a human like physical appearance wearing a small red dress with artificial hair."

Need I say more?

Full, short but hilarious, article here: http://www.herald.co.zw/goblin-found-at-roadblock/

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Lol! Probably just a little person with a wig on that didn't feel like walking... perhaps a little dude in drag that didn't want to be seen in a dress.

Now, his secret is out! He likes to wear little ladies clothes with a wig on and now he will have to live with that plus being a goblin!

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I like how it's a "suspected" goblin, like they can't be entirely sure, since you do find a lot of people who just look like one of course.

:santa:

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Cross dressing dwarf...no goblin required.

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More proof that Ragnarok is just around the corner IMHO.

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From Zimbabwe:

"A self-styled prophet from Harare was last week arrested at a roadblock on the outskirts of Gweru after he was found in possession of a suspected goblin during a police security check.".....

"According to eyewitnesses, the creature had a human like physical appearance wearing a small red dress with artificial hair."

Need I say more?

Full, short but hilarious, article here: http://www.herald.co...d-at-roadblock/

LMAO!!! I knew it!!! It was YOU!!! You tried to throw us off the track by telling the cops you were a Goblin... Nice!

btw... you look MARVELOUS, darling!!!

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I can't get past the 'self-styled prophet' being named "Honest".

I mean, it's like if we were to refer to MP's as "Right Honourable"... :mellow:

Edited by Leonardo
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Full, short but hilarious, article here: http://www.herald.co...d-at-roadblock/

“We were shocked when we saw police take a human like creature from Mafa’s satchel during the security check which was conducted at the roadblock. We suspect it was a goblin because it looked like a baby, but with features of an adult human being,” said one female passenger.

They don't have dolls in Zimbabawe??

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They don't have dolls in Zimbabawe??

lol It's Africa!

(only slightly less insane than Japan)

Edited by Eldorado
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What about those little dolls my wife packs up in the Christmas shoeboxes every year to send to African orphans? Are we unintentionally sending these orphans to the Gulag? Are we sending them Black Magic?

Edited by DieChecker
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