SHaYap Posted December 25, 2013 #26 Share Posted December 25, 2013 whomever have bird **** all over the porch is obviously feeding the birds frequently ... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 25, 2013 #27 Share Posted December 25, 2013 But little birds are so cute... even the way they nonchalantly crap on your porch is so cute. Obviously. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 25, 2013 Author #28 Share Posted December 25, 2013 You can't have slaughter without laughter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImmortalSupernaturalAlien Posted December 25, 2013 #29 Share Posted December 25, 2013 I am not human.... jk lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 25, 2013 #30 Share Posted December 25, 2013 Santa evicted Baby Jesus out of Christmas. Only Krampus can set that right, by dragging Santa to Hell. But the fat b****** doesn't fit into wicker basket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theSOURCE Posted December 25, 2013 #31 Share Posted December 25, 2013 I just posted in this thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 25, 2013 #32 Share Posted December 25, 2013 An apple can never be a good orange. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted December 25, 2013 #33 Share Posted December 25, 2013 (edited) Neither an apple or orange should a grape be ... ~edit ... the 'f' and 'r' should never be next to each other on the keyboard ... Edited December 25, 2013 by third_eye 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theSOURCE Posted December 25, 2013 #34 Share Posted December 25, 2013 You just edited your post. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted December 25, 2013 #35 Share Posted December 25, 2013 you are very observant ~ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theSOURCE Posted December 25, 2013 #36 Share Posted December 25, 2013 This is posted on page 3. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted December 25, 2013 #37 Share Posted December 25, 2013 That was your post number 4,287 ... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theSOURCE Posted December 25, 2013 #38 Share Posted December 25, 2013 I'm replying to your post now. And I'm typing it too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted December 25, 2013 #39 Share Posted December 25, 2013 Yes ... I am reading ... ~ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 25, 2013 Author #40 Share Posted December 25, 2013 (edited) Bathroom scales can work equally well in other rooms of the house. . Edited December 25, 2013 by acute 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted December 25, 2013 #41 Share Posted December 25, 2013 Bathroom scales are always over estimating .... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 25, 2013 #42 Share Posted December 25, 2013 Speaking of bathroom scales, they should make them with sound effects. Starting with "Step on me with both feet." for low weights and then gradually moving to "Gah, you're fat." "One at the time, please, one at the time!" "Mercy! Mercy!" It would cause an epidemic of anorexia. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted December 26, 2013 #43 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Even the sun shines on a dog's ass some days. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seaturtlehorsesnake Posted December 26, 2013 #44 Share Posted December 26, 2013 people here are silly, and have trouble staying on topic 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted December 26, 2013 #45 Share Posted December 26, 2013 we are obviously not trying hard enough to stay on topic ... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Smoke aLot Posted December 26, 2013 #46 Share Posted December 26, 2013 I love Mary Jane 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 26, 2013 Author #47 Share Posted December 26, 2013 When a car is reversing, the wheels rotate backwards. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted December 26, 2013 #48 Share Posted December 26, 2013 you should never stand behind a car that is going backwards ... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imrunningthismonkeyfarm Posted December 26, 2013 #49 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Oliver Twist needs a good straightening out.. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted December 26, 2013 #50 Share Posted December 26, 2013 consider yourself at home, consider yourself one of the family ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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