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Hungry giraffe walks into restaurant

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'A giraffe walked into a bar' may sound like the start of a bad joke but diners in South Africa definitely saw the funny side when it happened for real.

http://metro.co.uk/2...aurant-4290600/

They're lucky he didn't leave a tip!

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That would be neat!

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The giraffe collapsed after a few drinks and after it had lain there for 30mins, one of the patrons says to the bar owner, "You just gonna leave that lyin' there?"

He replied, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe".

Edited by Eldorado
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Giraffe walks into the bar.

Bartender says "Why the long neck?"

Giraffe says "Evolution".

Badum-Tiss!

*Raucus boos in the background*

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