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Things you never wanna hear from aliens

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"Weapons hot! Show no mercy! Fire! Fire! Fire!"

"Foh Teh Empppppraaaahhhhhh!!!!!"

"Earthling sighted! Target acquired! Charging weapon! Unleash hell!!!!"

"You hairless monkey! It's a good day to die!"

"Stew that human!"

"Bring the flamer! Light it up! Fire in the hole!"

"GO FOR BROKE!!!!!!"

"Earthlings, I suggest you to surrender. Just pull down your pants and bend over. Or we will make you!"

"Feel the fury of 20mm tungsten shells, 500 rounds per minute, 30km per second, and 40 lbs per round. Accept no substitute."

Sorry, guys. After reading about that Urarius folks from io9, I couldn't help it.

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"We are here to help you."

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Prepare the probe

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Crop Circles? What are you going on about laver Human..

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"Females? What`s that?"

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"That's the smallest one we've seen"

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"If we show you ours, will you show us yours"? :unsure:

Edited by Astra00
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"You're gonna be worth something back home!"

"This one is still breathing."

"Trust me."

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We come to seek asylum. All 3 billion of us.

The Borg are chasing us.

Edited by Eldorado
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"If we show you ours, will you show us yours"? :unsure:

Hey, there are some of us who might actually want to hear that. :D

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"Hmmm... That's wierd that the green mucus fever affects you that way... It's just a childhood disease for us."

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"We have witness the behaviour of the one you call Bie-ber, and judged the human species fit for extermination"

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Our people are starving, we have come seeking new sources of meat.

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"There is no god but Allah, and Mohamed is his prophet."

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We are sorry about your anus. Our bad.

Edited by ancient astronaut
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Von Daniken is right. About everything!

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"we're good friends of Billy Meier"

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You look tasty...

That? Oh, don't worry about that, it just makes mini black holes and shoots them...

Don't pull on that! You never know what it might be connected to! (as one alien says to anoher).

When it the last time we serviced this ship?

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Don't pull on that! You never know what it might be connected to! (as one alien says to another).

ahh, that was taken out of context, the rest of the comment was "pull on Mikey's, he will let anyone pull his!"

Heard someone saying that the top alien song is "All we are, are black holes in the Wind"

Edited by 029b10

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Have you seen my tribble?

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Hi, we polluted and ruined our planet, can we move in with you?

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" You sure got pretty lips..."

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Alien #1 looks at you and then turns to alien #2, "You want fries with that?"

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