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Things you never wanna hear from aliens


ambelamba

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"Weapons hot! Show no mercy! Fire! Fire! Fire!"

"Foh Teh Empppppraaaahhhhhh!!!!!"

"Earthling sighted! Target acquired! Charging weapon! Unleash hell!!!!"

"You hairless monkey! It's a good day to die!"

"Stew that human!"

"Bring the flamer! Light it up! Fire in the hole!"

"GO FOR BROKE!!!!!!"

"Earthlings, I suggest you to surrender. Just pull down your pants and bend over. Or we will make you!"

"Feel the fury of 20mm tungsten shells, 500 rounds per minute, 30km per second, and 40 lbs per round. Accept no substitute."

Sorry, guys. After reading about that Urarius folks from io9, I couldn't help it.

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Prepare the probe

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Crop Circles? What are you going on about laver Human..

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"Females? What`s that?"

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"That's the smallest one we've seen"

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"If we show you ours, will you show us yours"? :unsure:

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We come to seek asylum. All 3 billion of us.

The Borg are chasing us.

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"Hmmm... That's wierd that the green mucus fever affects you that way... It's just a childhood disease for us."

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Our people are starving, we have come seeking new sources of meat.

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We are sorry about your anus. Our bad.

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"we're good friends of Billy Meier"

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You look tasty...

That? Oh, don't worry about that, it just makes mini black holes and shoots them...

Don't pull on that! You never know what it might be connected to! (as one alien says to anoher).

When it the last time we serviced this ship?

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Don't pull on that! You never know what it might be connected to! (as one alien says to another).

ahh, that was taken out of context, the rest of the comment was "pull on Mikey's, he will let anyone pull his!"

Heard someone saying that the top alien song is "All we are, are black holes in the Wind"

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" You sure got pretty lips..."

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Alien #1 looks at you and then turns to alien #2, "You want fries with that?"

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