Things you never wanna hear from aliens

[coolguy]

This won't hurt much lol

[Shiloh17]

"We offer a book called: To serve man. All you must do is decipher it."

[IBelieveWhatIWant]

Hi, we polluted and ruined our planet, can we move in with you?

Kinda redundant moving here then, isn't it?

[AbyssWalker]

You're so hot, I just want to eat you up

[Leonardo]

"Damn, we're outta lube. Oh well, never mind..."

Edited February 8, 2014 by Leonardo

[MissJatti]

we will use this contraption....

[Spock_the_Future]

"Trust me."

That is a very good quote.

[mysticwerewolf]

"take us to your leader."

you have 24 of your hours to vacate this rock before it is removed for the new urban reconstruction project

Edited February 9, 2014 by mysticwerewolf

[seeder]

Things you never wanna hear from aliens?

"Hi, have you or your partner had an accident in the last 5 years? You could be owed thousands"

or

"Were you miss-sold PPI? WE Guarantee we can blah blah blah"...

[PetroPete]

Of course I am not an alien, .next.you'll be claiming you're standing in a flying saucer !!

[ancient astronaut]

Hi, we polluted and ruined our planet, can we move in with you?

Just like us.

[DONTEATUS]

Que` ! Arent we all Aliens in some way or the Other, There gonna Getz-ya !

[preacherman76]

"Just try to relax"

[theSOURCE]

"We haz Reagan. Light weapons too."

"Uhhuh huh. You said Uranus."

"So, bee-otch, you ready for Galaxy of Warcraft...?"

"Seriously? You haven't figured out the Higgs boson yet? You in preschool or something?"

"Don't worry. We initially developed the probe to study whales 5,000 of your years ago, but we're fairly sure it won't hurt you too much."

"We've come here in search of our missing queen. Perhaps you've heard of her as she goes by the name of Miley Cyrus...?"

[Lilly]

"We've come here in search of our missing queen. Perhaps you've heard of her as she goes by the name of Miley Cyrus...?"

This one could be a good thing...perhaps they'd take her back to their planet!

[Frank Merton]

"Ah, it's good to be home after all this time. I wonder what happened to our ice? Oh well, that will be easy to put back."

[Brymstone]

Ben Dover!

or

Wanna see something REALLY scary???

or

Hi!!! Is your daughter home???

[scowl]

"Do you have a pile of rocks? I need to make a useless structure to baffle your fellow humans as to its purpose."

[rashore]

"Due to fiscal reasons, we have decided to shut down this branch of the Milky Way Zoo."

[Awake2Chaos]

'This will only hurt for a second.'

'We're the exterminators, you are the pests.'

'We're here for your eggs and sperm. Our genetic database is low.'

[DONTEATUS]

This one could be a good thing...perhaps they'd take her back to their planet!

Maybe we could sneek in a Justin Beiber too ?

[Chaldera]

"YOLO!"

"Hey,you guys didn't see another one like me in 1947, did you? He was my brother, and had just got his first saucer after entering space university..."

"I am your father"

"We...have studied...your...television...broadcasts for many...years, and...have emulated...your greatest explorer, Captain...Kirk...to make peace with...you"

"Hi, we'd love to begin peaceful cooperation with your species. All we ask is that you learn our language...it's so easy! There's only one letter!"

[Asadora]

Things You Never Wanna Hear from Aliens

1. When Aliens quite don't understand the true meaning of some of our greatest quotes:

" A person starts to live when he can live outside himself." - (Einstein)

" A true friend is one soul in two bodies." - (Aristotle)

I would not want to hear an alien say either of the above as they might mean it quite literally!

Fun thread:)

[Frank Merton]

We want to trade with you. We need apples and cabbages. We offer you these trinkets made of atomic number 79.

Edited February 12, 2014 by Frank Merton

[Xynoplas]

"Can we hide on your planet for a few centuries? As long as IT doesn't find us."