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Brian Topp

Best Zombie Defense Plan EVA!

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I just don't see any flaw in this plan.

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Great so when I have to go to the 7-11 for some beef jerky I have faster and stronger zombies to deal with errrr

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I just don't see any flaw in this plan.

Agreed. It's well known zombies are fans of cardio. After a good half hour, all they'll want is to hit the showers and relax in front of the TV.

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Agreed. It's well known zombies are fans of cardio. After a good half hour, all they'll want is to hit the showers and relax in front of the TV.

True, but it's the bowl of brains they're gonna want for a snack that has me worried.

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I wonder if brains are high in carbs?

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I'm...curiously unsurprised that information is easily available.

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Nutritional info on brains:

The good: This food is a good source of Vitamin C and Niacin, and a very good source of Vitamin B12, Phosphorus and Selenium.

The bad: This food is very high in Cholesterol. This food also contains Trans Fat.

I guess zombies don't need to watch their cholesterol levels.

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The brain really does have fat in it?

Huh...very few insults are really biologically accurate. I guess "fathead" is one of them.

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