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Woman calls 911 to have sex with cop

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PUNTA GORDA , Fla., Feb. 26 (UPI) -- A Florida woman was arrested because she allegedly called 911 to get a trip to the bone zone instead of the emergency room.

Maria Montenez-Colon of Punta Gorda was charged on Friday night with misuse of 911 after she called to complain about a missing Corvette in order to get an officer at her home so she could have sex with him.

According to the responding officer, Montenez-Colon was very drunk when he arrived at her home. After asking if he was married, the 58-year-old didn’t mince her words.

Hmmm? Very drunk at the time?

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hmmm jail sex fantasy

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"The bone zone" lmao, who writes this stuff.

Classic. Maybe she got what she needed from a cellmate.

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Hey, maybe it was an "emergency".... (In my youth) I've had days like that...

A little off topic.. @ethyl... I really like your avatar... I've always liked the old "classy" pin-up art...

Edited by Taun
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Hey, maybe it was an "emergency".... (In my youth) I've had days like that...

I still have days like that, but I'm not 58 years old. lol

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Well, at least she was smiling in her mug shot.

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She looks a great deal older than 58.

Perhaps she had a hard life (and I don't mean 'love life')?

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Where there's a will, there's a way!

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Where there's a will, there's a way!

Apparently in her case, where there's a will there is a won't....

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I still have days like that, but I'm not 58 years old. lol

Now there is something to look forward to!!!

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Damn, this has to be the funniest thing I have read in ages. Love the details on the return visit.

I think this is the first time I have heard of a female sexually harassing a male, and a complaint involved as well. He sure had good grounds though.

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Damn, this has to be the funniest thing I have read in ages. Love the details on the return visit.

I think this is the first time I have heard of a female sexually harassing a male, and a complaint involved as well. He sure had good grounds though.

I betcha if she was 19 and looked like Jessica Alba they'd have needed a SWAT team to get him out of her house and back on duty.

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Ew. I hope she got fined double the amount for such calls.

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oh my shattered nerves

this is so many shades of wrong lol

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Well, at least she was smiling in her mug shot.

Probably because a police's nightstick got involved, somehow.

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Good idea but wouldn't be worth trying that in Britain, More chance of seeing Bigfoot than a police officer.

Edited by SheWomanCatTypeThing

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