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'Pop-Tart' bill

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A bill that would let Florida schoolchildren bite Pop-Tarts into the shape of guns has cleared the state House of Representatives and is making its way through the Senate.

The so-called "Pop-Tart bill," formally known as HB 7029, would keep schoolchildren from being penalized for simulating firearms with their fingers, a piece of paper or a pastry, the Orlando Sentinel reported.

A pastry? Yes, the Sentinel said, the legislation specifically references pastries and other foods.

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We need a bill for this???? Sometimes I am really ashamed of my country.

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The sad part is apparently we DO need laws like this, to help rein in the out of control - lack of commons sense - mind set that punishes kids for being kids...

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We need a bill for this????

For the same reason we have so many stupid warning labels on products. There is a precedent with too many people unable to use common sense.

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For the same reason we have so many stupid warning labels on products. There is a precedent with too many people unable to use common sense.

I say we just take all those labels off and let nature weed out the stupid people.

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I say we just take all those labels off and let nature weed out the stupid people.

Sometimes it does seem like a waste of time to try and save some people from themselves. If they would only leave others out of it by not suing or causing harm with collateral damage.

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I will see your Picard, Biff, and raise you a Chan. ;)

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bill means fine right???

so on the spot fine for showing you chicken and mushroom pastry gun

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bill means fine right???

so on the spot fine for showing you chicken and mushroom pastry gun

That would be kind of funny but to answer your question:

No, a bill isn't a fine. Maybe this will help you understand. :-)

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bill means fine right???

so on the spot fine for showing you chicken and mushroom pastry gun

A bill is a proposed law....

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I was about to say its sad we need to even make a bill like this. It was just a little kid he never should of got in so much trouble ffs

But as I can see everyone already beat me to it. lol

F$%# stupid people. Faith in humanity lost :cry:

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Schoolhouse Rock! I feel 30 years younger! lol

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stuff like this makes me wanna bite a pop tart into a knife and stab myself

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I see the taxpayer's money is always hard at work.

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