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Churchgoers 'showered with bat excrement'

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Bats "showering" parishioners with faeces and urine at a Norfolk church appear to have "more rights that the worshipping community", a vicar said.

A 300-strong colony of Natterer's bats roost in the roof of St Andrew's Church in Holme Hale but cannot be removed as they are a protected species.

Rev Stephen Thorp said the bats are "off-putting" and have made couples look elsewhere for their wedding.

http://www.bbc.co.uk...orfolk-27140007

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(Insert generic joke about bat crap and religion here)

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The obvious answer is to install bat houses on the outside of the building and then seal all of thier entrances into the building. It's amazing how many bats will move in to one of these.

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All gods creatures.

Bless em.

:innocent:

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Posted (edited)

The obvious answer is to install bat houses on the outside of the building and then seal all of thier entrances into the building. It's amazing how many bats will move in to one of these.

bat_house_h1.jpg

The bats at my house never liked the bat houses put up for them. I don't know why--they had the correct location, drop zone height, all that stuff.

Also, how many articles are going to be tagged "bat excrement"? :huh:

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Like mana from heaven!

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At last, a useful purpose for a church is found.

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(Insert generic joke about bat crap and religion here)

Dang it! You beat me to it! :D

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Like mana from heaven!

Yeah, but I wouldn't be sticking out my tongue to catch it like the first snowflake.

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I guess some of them learned a new word: guano.

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I can see it now...

Pastor: "And now as we gaze up into the heavens.... HOLY S@$T!"...

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(Insert generic joke about bat crap and religion here)

I was thinking of a Robin the Boy Wonder exclamation...

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