Still Waters Posted July 10, 2014 #1 Share Posted July 10, 2014 The mayor of a Mexican fishing town has married a crocodile in an elaborate ceremony where the bride wore white and guests danced with the reptile. The reptile is a princess, according to local tradition, and it is hoped the nuptials will boost catches of fish, shrimp and other seafood along the Pacific coast. https://uk.news.yaho...74.html#zJ8Z5Kd 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithisco Posted July 10, 2014 #2 Share Posted July 10, 2014 Oh well, perfectly normal then Did the "Bride" say "I will" or was this an arranged marriage... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:PsYKoTiC:BeHAvIoR: Posted July 10, 2014 #3 Share Posted July 10, 2014 I don't want to even imagine the honeymoon. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Serenity Posted July 10, 2014 #4 Share Posted July 10, 2014 That's it. Mexico has officially lost it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud the mackem Posted July 10, 2014 #5 Share Posted July 10, 2014 Its bite is worse than its bark (grunt, snarl or whatever)...Maybe the Mayor is a reptile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted July 10, 2014 #6 Share Posted July 10, 2014 That bride is definitely underage! (Although better-looking than some I've seen!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supervike Posted July 10, 2014 #7 Share Posted July 10, 2014 This is the argument Anti-Gay Marriage people have been using for years! This is just going to be ammo for the 'ditto heads'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rlyeh Posted July 10, 2014 #8 Share Posted July 10, 2014 I hope he doesn't expect oral. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Use your brain Posted July 10, 2014 #9 Share Posted July 10, 2014 So if frogs turn into princes, then crocodiles must turn into princesses... hmmm hard to argue with that logic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffey Posted July 10, 2014 #10 Share Posted July 10, 2014 (edited) That can't be real surely?! Maybe it's how reptoids are made.. lol Edited July 10, 2014 by Coffey 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuriousRey Posted July 10, 2014 #11 Share Posted July 10, 2014 I was going to post something witty but it's just too easy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoIverine Posted July 10, 2014 #12 Share Posted July 10, 2014 God, please flood the Earth again, thanks. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Use your brain Posted July 10, 2014 #13 Share Posted July 10, 2014 God, please flood the Earth again, thanks. Flooding is too good for us, we survived that last time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GigglyRedhead Posted July 10, 2014 #14 Share Posted July 10, 2014 Damn. Crazy. I thought North Korea had problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJNYC Posted July 10, 2014 #15 Share Posted July 10, 2014 God, please flood the Earth again, thanks. I really did LOL Thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paperdyer Posted July 10, 2014 #16 Share Posted July 10, 2014 God, please flood the Earth again, thanks. Please, not the whole Earth, just selected areas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundew Posted July 11, 2014 #17 Share Posted July 11, 2014 This is the argument Anti-Gay Marriage people have been using for years! This is just going to be ammo for the 'ditto heads'. As long as you have stories like this they will not need any ammo: "Australian judge says incest may no longer be a taboo" - The Telegraph http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/10958728/Australian-judge-says-incest-may-no-longer-be-a-taboo.html It is only a matter of time that if you change the definition of traditional marriage, it will lead to not only same sex marriage, but possibly polyandry, polygamy, incest and so forth. We have men (and/or women) marrying crocodiles, trees, and if I remember pets, computers, automobiles, and who knows what else. So it seems the 'Ditto-heads' only have to wait long enough to be proven right. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astralwitch Posted July 11, 2014 #18 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Hahahahahahaa omg this is hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashyne Posted July 11, 2014 #19 Share Posted July 11, 2014 (edited) He has a unique taste for beauty. Their child is going to look like this: Edited July 11, 2014 by Ashyne 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaraT Posted July 11, 2014 #20 Share Posted July 11, 2014 I don't think I want to know about their honeymoon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odd Posted July 12, 2014 #21 Share Posted July 12, 2014 As long as you have stories like this they will not need any ammo: "Australian judge says incest may no longer be a taboo" - The Telegraph http://www.telegraph...be-a-taboo.html It is only a matter of time that if you change the definition of traditional marriage, it will lead to not only same sex marriage, but possibly polyandry, polygamy, incest and so forth. We have men (and/or women) marrying crocodiles, trees, and if I remember pets, computers, automobiles, and who knows what else. So it seems the 'Ditto-heads' only have to wait long enough to be proven right. "the definition of traditional marriage" You mean a contract between two families, designed for moneyed or landed interests? Or the suppression of women's rights by making women property, as it was in the biblical times? Same sex marriage doesn't lead to people marrying ******* crocs mate, it leads to same sex marriages. What leads to people marrying crocs is mental problems and/or weird fetishes, neither of which are even remotely new. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praetorian-legio XIII Posted July 12, 2014 #22 Share Posted July 12, 2014 It seems like a fun tradition and ceremony to me. It'd not like some "croc lover" is marrying the "princess" as a sex partner and mate. If I had the opportunity to be in that small village for the ceremony I would definitely being raising my glass of tequila and toasting for a good fishing season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashyne Posted July 12, 2014 #23 Share Posted July 12, 2014 It seems like a fun tradition and ceremony to me. It'd not like some "croc lover" is marrying the "princess" as a sex partner and mate. If I had the opportunity to be in that small village for the ceremony I would definitely being raising my glass of tequila and toasting for a good fishing season. The croc princess will eat all the fish for itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithisco Posted July 12, 2014 #24 Share Posted July 12, 2014 "the definition of traditional marriage" You mean a contract between two families, designed for moneyed or landed interests? Or the suppression of women's rights by making women property, as it was in the biblical times? Same sex marriage doesn't lead to people marrying ******* crocs mate, it leads to same sex marriages. What leads to people marrying crocs is mental problems and/or weird fetishes, neither of which are even remotely new. You are soooo far off topic, and so landed into an historical context as to be risible... you need to get into the 21st Century. Same sex marriages are a fact of life, "Marrying" across species boundaries is something else because there can be no progeny. It is just a vanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Trinity Posted July 15, 2014 #25 Share Posted July 15, 2014 (edited) Double check calendar......nope not April 1st......... Check my drink isn't spiked...... nope all I can say is WHAT THE ACTUAL F@?K IS THIS ALL ABOUT?! Edited July 15, 2014 by Silent Trinity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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