Still Waters Posted July 23, 2014 #1 Share Posted July 23, 2014 (edited) Colin Furze, a plumber and inventor from Stamford, Lincolnshire, has begun building the biggest fart machine ever, which he plans to place on top of the cliffs of Dover and aim across the Channel towards France. His hope is that the French, 21 miles away, will hear the blast. http://www.telegraph...-at-France.html We've had threads about this guy and his zany inventions before. Edited July 23, 2014 by Still Waters 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
questionmark Posted July 23, 2014 #2 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Colin Furze, a plumber and inventor from Stamford, Lincolnshire, has begun building the biggest fart machine ever, which he plans to place on top of the cliffs of Dover and aim across the Channel towards France. His hope is that the French, 21 miles away, will hear the blast. http://www.telegraph...-at-France.html We've had threads about this guy and his zany inventions before. Nomen est Omen... Furz in German does actually mean fart... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonardo Posted July 23, 2014 #3 Share Posted July 23, 2014 "I fart in your general direction." 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenceMinisterMishkin Posted July 23, 2014 #4 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Nice.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted July 23, 2014 #5 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Due for tomorrow between 6 and 7 = 7 and 8 French time. Bet the people round Dover are going to love this! British inventor? ok, as long as his name is not added to the list of great British inventors. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted July 23, 2014 #6 Share Posted July 23, 2014 He is having too much fun! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenceMinisterMishkin Posted July 23, 2014 #7 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Let off a tonne of stink bombs too and let the cool coastal breeze waft the odour right across the channel to our frog eating brothers and sisters.. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
questionmark Posted July 23, 2014 #8 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Let off a tonne of stink bombs too and let the cool coastal breeze waft the odour right across the channel to our frog eating brothers and sisters.. That can end deeply in "the pants" as some WWI Germans could tell you... especially if the wind suddenly changes... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenceMinisterMishkin Posted July 23, 2014 #9 Share Posted July 23, 2014 But would be very funny.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr no Posted July 23, 2014 #10 Share Posted July 23, 2014 British ingenuity at its finest! We may have lost the empire but nobody in the world can compete with our fart tech 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orcseeker Posted July 23, 2014 #11 Share Posted July 23, 2014 I'd wonder if theyd have to endure more than just a loud blast... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
questionmark Posted July 23, 2014 #12 Share Posted July 23, 2014 British ingenuity at its finest! We may have lost the empire but nobody in the world can compete with our fart tech Yeh, and now that France surpassed the UK in defense spending it is time for payback! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:PsYKoTiC:BeHAvIoR: Posted July 23, 2014 #13 Share Posted July 23, 2014 This is almost as funny as whoever first thought to wire a horn train in a car to scare pedestrians! Oh Youtube! How many hours did I waste watching you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JVG Posted July 25, 2014 #14 Share Posted July 25, 2014 This stinks to high heavens... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrooma Posted July 30, 2014 #15 Share Posted July 30, 2014 i wonder what fuels the engine? if only he built a fart machine aimed at france that was fuelled by gingers, i'd swear i'd died and gone to heaven..... . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
questionmark Posted July 30, 2014 #16 Share Posted July 30, 2014 i wonder what fuels the engine? if only he built a fart machine aimed at france that was fuelled by gingers, i'd swear i'd died and gone to heaven..... . He is quite inventive: https://www.youtube.com/user/colinfurze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrooma Posted July 30, 2014 #17 Share Posted July 30, 2014 He is quite inventive: https://www.youtube.com/user/colinfurze . if he can invent me one of them QM, he's gonna be top of my christmas card list!! . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac E Posted July 30, 2014 #18 Share Posted July 30, 2014 It would be funnier if France retaliated. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ancient astronaut Posted July 30, 2014 #19 Share Posted July 30, 2014 I don't need a machine to fart that loud (according to my wife), I do it au naturale. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paperdyer Posted July 30, 2014 #20 Share Posted July 30, 2014 This tells you about the real mindset of this group There's more discussion about a fart machine than about Earth fossils possibly being on the Moon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calibeliever Posted July 30, 2014 #21 Share Posted July 30, 2014 "I fart in your general direction." Payback Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundew Posted July 30, 2014 #22 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Fueled no doubt with deep fried fish 'n' chips, bacon butty and Stilton cheese. Take that France! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundew Posted July 30, 2014 #23 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Sigh... Once the sun never set on the British Empire, now they send faux farts to France. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolguy Posted July 31, 2014 #24 Share Posted July 31, 2014 (edited) Interesting machine lol that would smell bad lol Edited July 31, 2014 by coolguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratbiter Posted July 31, 2014 #25 Share Posted July 31, 2014 (edited) Careful they may send us Edited July 31, 2014 by Ratbiter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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