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Some q&a jokes!

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A: An Investigator!

Q: What do you call a computer that sings?

A: A-Dell!

Q: What do you call sad coffee?

A: Despresso!

Q: What happens when you tell a joke to an egg?

A: It cracks up laughing!

Q: How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

A: With Tyrannosaurus checks!

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Q: How do you make a hot dog stand?

A: Steal that hot dog's chair!

Q: Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

A: He took them to a pignic!

Q: What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

A: Sleep somewhere else!

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[groan] :yes:

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I love the Penguin biscuit wrapper jokes too :no:

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I love the Penguin biscuit wrapper jokes too :no:

why do penguins never succeed? -they always get cold feet! :D
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Q: What do you call the squishy stuff in between an elephants toes?

A: Slow Tourists

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Q: What do you call the squishy stuff in between an elephants toes?

A: Slow Tourists

good one! :yes:
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Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a lion?

A: I don't know, but when it talks, you'd better listen!

Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

A: "You are too young to smoke."

Q: How do you know, if a restaurant has a clown as a chef?

A: When the food tastes funny!

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Q: How do you get a drummer off your front porch?

A: Pay him for the pizza.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a lion?

A: I don't know, but when it talks, you'd better listen!

Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

A: "You are too young to smoke."

Q: How do you know, if a restaurant has a clown as a chef?

A: When the food tastes funny!

Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

A: Time to get a new fence.

Q: How can you tell that a vampire is sick?

A: By his coffin.

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Wallygator Investigator :)

I love them jokes about cars, Yugo 45 especially :D I've been told those are american jokes about this car but not sure.

Q : How do you call shock absorbers inside a Yugo?

A : Passangers

Q : How do you call a Yugo at the top of the hill?

A : A miracle

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Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

A: Time to get a new fence.

Q: How can you tell that a vampire is sick?

A: By his coffin.

lol ^_^

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Wallygator Investigator :)

I love them jokes about cars, Yugo 45 especially :D I've been told those are american jokes about this car but not sure.

Q : How do you call shock absorbers inside a Yugo?

A : Passangers

Q : How do you call a Yugo at the top of the hill?

A : A miracle

I love those jokes too! They're just hilarious! :D

Q: How do you double the value of a Yugo?

A: Fill the tank with gas! (If it can still hold liquid.). If not, put a gallon of milk in the back seat.

Q: What comes with every Yugo User's Manual?

A: The bus schedule.

Q: Why do Yugo's have a heater for the back window?

A: To keep your hands warm when pushing.

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Q: Why do Yugo's have a heater for the back window?

A: To keep your hands warm when pushing.

LOL I like that one.

One of my old band mates had a Yugo in the late 80's. He actually loved that car and it was pretty amazing how much music equipment he could fit in it.

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LOL I like that one.

One of my old band mates had a Yugo in the late 80's. He actually loved that car and it was pretty amazing how much music equipment he could fit in it.

Equipment only? :)

Bands here bring their supporters with them, there is a place in Yugo, for everyone :D

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When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to begin with?

How do you throw away a garbage can?

If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank ATM machines?

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Q: What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

A: It's time to go to sweep!

Q: What did the necktie say to the hat?

A: You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while!

Q: What did the rug say to the floor?

A: Don't move, i've got you covered!

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Q: Why was the math textbook sad?

A: It had a lot of problems!

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A true response (not by me!) to a question in secondary school biology still takes some beating:

Teacher: "What are the major organs of gas exchange in the body?"

Flustered pupil: "Err, the buttocks?"

Totally wrong but you could see where his thinking was going....

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lol :lol:

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Q: Why are women like cow patties?

A: Because the older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

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Q: What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a martini?

A: "Olive or twist?"

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Q. Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle?

A. His wife died 10 years ago ( better told out loud ;) )

Q. When do you punch a midget in the face?

A. When he tells your wife that her hair smells nice

Q. What did my ex's mom say when she walked in on us?

A. Moooooooo

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