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Hypothetical Bigfoot Body...

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Just out of curiosity 'IF' you had killed or found a dead 'Bigfoot' and your one and only intention was to sell it. Who would you contact and how much would you ask for the body?

My first contact would have to be to the Smithsonian.

You?

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The highest bidder.

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The first thing I would do is contact a reputable scientific group and have the proper tests performed on the body.

Frankly you wouldn't really have to sell the body to make a small fortune off of the find. Just the story alone would be worth a ton of money.

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1) Get a lawyer

2)Contact a university or Smithsonian to have body verified and thoroughly examined.

3)Post craigslist ad.

4) ????

5) Profit!

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Bar b que.

Bigfoot burgers for everyone.

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eBay starting bid at 10 million.

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....I paid $50 for a picture and a test tube of dirt where Patty walked in '67, so 10 million seems like a good start.

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....I paid $50 for a picture and a test tube of dirt where Patty walked in '67, so 10 million seems like a good start.

I've got some droppings that might be from bigfoot, you want to buy them?
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I've got some droppings that might be from bigfoot, you want to buy them?

I got some droppings that are from bigfoot...wanna dispute it? We can compare notes, better still, we could start a business together. :tu:

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I would get sponsors, buy a nice truck and trailer, and charge people $25.00 to see it.

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I'd probably send in a big bit of meat to have the DNA checked, to see if I'd actually murdered a deformed person, before I started yelling about it from the rafters.

Then I'd give it away for free. What you could get for selling it would be pocket change to the book deal and TV show circuit.

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I'd probably send in a big bit of meat to have the DNA checked, to see if I'd actually murdered a deformed person, before I started yelling about it from the rafters.

Then I'd give it away for free. What you could get for selling it would be pocket change to the book deal and TV show circuit.

Exactly!

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I got some droppings that are from bigfoot...wanna dispute it? We can compare notes, better still, we could start a business together. :tu:

I named my dog 'bigfoot'. So I cannot be false.

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i'd contact Rick Dyer.... i think he'd pay a lot to restore his reputation

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Contact a lawyer

Contact a university in order to meet someone who can help guide you

Document everything (this would be some of the lawyers work)

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Posted (edited)

I'd do a lot of digging or burning or disappear. It wasn't "Bigfoot".

Then I'd make my "Bigfoot" kill story into a book (a thriller) and hope for a screenplay.

Edited by QuiteContrary

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I named my dog 'bigfoot'. So I cannot be false.

Ah, you have got round this with a technicality.

Please tell me you got a Chihuahua, that would be so cool. :w00t:

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Ah, you have got round this with a technicality.

Please tell me you got a Chihuahua, that would be so cool. :w00t:

Hey! you CAN'T PROVE I DON'T have a dog named 'bigfoot'! lol.

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Hey! you CAN'T PROVE I DON'T have a dog named 'bigfoot'! lol.

Something tells me you probably do. I will give you the benefit of the doubt and will not even ask for pics or blurry vids.

You have converted me, i am a believer in pet Chihuahua`s called bigfoot....well one anyway.

ps: for the record can we see a pic anyway....name tag and all?

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I'd probably send in a big bit of meat to have the DNA checked, to see if I'd actually murdered a deformed person, before I started yelling about it from the rafters.

Then I'd give it away for free. What you could get for selling it would be pocket change to the book deal and TV show circuit.

Sounds like a winner.

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