Still Waters Posted August 28, 2014 #1 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Every single one of you - 100 percent of you reading this right now - has face mites. Before you break out the exfoliating scrubs and disinfectant, it's completely normal to have little animals living on your skin. And your pore pets are cute! Look at it wiggle its wee stubby legs! http://www.wired.com...got-face-mites/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Grey Posted August 28, 2014 #2 Share Posted August 28, 2014 We are bags of bacteria covered in bugs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatFromHell Posted August 28, 2014 #3 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Maybe I should start charging mine rent. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted August 29, 2014 #4 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Yuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lioness_Heart Posted August 29, 2014 #5 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Maybe I should start charging mine rent. LOL! I was thinking the same thing! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud the mackem Posted August 29, 2014 #6 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Drown them in the shower every morning, then have a shave, or vice versa, the survivors can have a free ride until the next morning. (bathe your face in whisky it kills all known bugs...but that would be a waste of good Scotch...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashotep Posted August 29, 2014 #7 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I didn't need to know about the male genitals. Now all I can think about is him rubbing that all over my face. Yuk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seaturtlehorsesnake Posted August 29, 2014 #8 Share Posted August 29, 2014 man, everyone must be reading about face mites recently. i mite have been about to post that same article myself. ahem. seriously though, that's one of my favorite blogs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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