+ouija ouija Posted May 5, 2017 #1426 Share Posted May 5, 2017 acute is not 'hatless'. What do you think that brown flecked thing on his head is? If he took that off he'd be completely naked!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted May 6, 2017 #1427 Share Posted May 6, 2017 (edited) Ouija ouija has a super hero sidekick named "self adhesive man". As his name implies he can only stick to himself, most others are repelled by his noxious adhesive odors. Edited May 6, 2017 by newbloodmoon 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted May 6, 2017 #1428 Share Posted May 6, 2017 newbloodmoon spends every free moment he has 'dressing up in fancy dress'. I'm not going to elaborate as this is a family forum. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted May 9, 2017 #1429 Share Posted May 9, 2017 Ouija ouija provides me with the material for my dresses after she wacks possums with a spade. I don't receive possum hides, she just really likes wacking them with her spade. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted May 9, 2017 #1430 Share Posted May 9, 2017 This chap loves his singing. Every time he drives around town his voice can be heard singing the following in the style of a crazed football hooligan. Dont Look Back In Anger Sex Bomb I`m still waiting Now although I have to agree and say that he does possess a most pleasing voice... ...Erm, he raises the volume of his shouting singing when passing pedestrians - which makes them jump. So far, the Banshee of Butterworth has - Forced a postman off of his bike. Scared a tramp and (his dinner) some pigeons. Sent a bin man running for cover. Deprived a young man of his fish supper. Made a window cleaner jump from his ladder. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted May 11, 2017 #1431 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Big Mirk wanted to market my Bean Sidhe warbling for the US market but decided to take the money and run. He has started the next big boy band named "poop swastika", hoping that all the adult fan girls will flash their jiggly bits. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted May 11, 2017 #1432 Share Posted May 11, 2017 newbloodmoon likes to hide in amongst the hordes of 'poop swastika' adult fan girls ............. whilst flashing his jiggly bits! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galactic Goatman Posted May 13, 2017 #1433 Share Posted May 13, 2017 @ouija ouija secretly has a shrine in her bedroom closet, who's the shrine to, you may ask? Why to me of course! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted May 13, 2017 #1434 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Austin Hinton has a limited edition glow in the dark shrine of himself in the closet. How cool beans is that? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted May 13, 2017 #1435 Share Posted May 13, 2017 (edited) Newbloodmoon and a bloke called Bert once appeared on Bullseye. They made it through to the prize board with £410 and won the following. A pocket FM radio, a selection of towels and some golf clubs. Good old Jim* warmly congratulated them before asking the audience if they should gamble everything for bullys star prize. Both men listened to the encouraging roars and then decided to gamble. Newbloodmoon (non-darts player) went up first. Dart no.1 hit a 6. Dart No.2 missed altogether. Dart No.3 hit a 5. Bert hit a treble 20, a 1 and a treble 5. Both men looked sick with shock as Jim guided them to see what they could have won. The look on Newbloodmoons face was priceless. Loosing the gamble was one thing, but to gamble it all for a lousy speedboat (sickly orange and pink) really took the biscuit. *When ever Jim rallies the audience into shouting gamble, is a bad sign. It means that they are over stocked with speed boats and caravans. Edited May 13, 2017 by Big Mirk 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 13, 2017 #1436 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Big Mirk is under the impression that motorists are extremely randy. Every Saturday morning, he drives his caravan up to Runcorn, doing 25mph in the fast lane of the M6, with a 'Honk if you're horny' sticker on the back. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted May 20, 2017 #1437 Share Posted May 20, 2017 Acute is a dark horse! Clock him singing in this video, way back in the 1970s(ish) * Ouija & Austin want your autograph mate. * Source of information: Little Hutch, May 2017 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galactic Goatman Posted August 31, 2017 #1438 Share Posted August 31, 2017 A little-known fact about Mark, Merk, Mirk is that he has a rather nasty habit of double dipping his nachoes. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted August 31, 2017 #1439 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Austin bumped this thread because he prefers lying to telling the truth and this thread is where he feels most comfortable. You think he needs those glasses? Of course he doesn't! You think he lives in Utica, Ohio? Of course he doesn't! And what's more, he isn't 'Aspie, Atheist, Mentally Sane or even ......... MALE'! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted September 1, 2017 #1440 Share Posted September 1, 2017 The spirit board was named after ouija ouija when she threatened to paint the hasbro offices with sour cream and onion chip dip on a hot day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colectivo Posted September 1, 2017 #1441 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Newbloodmoon read my ava well the first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nephili Posted September 1, 2017 #1442 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Colectivo drinks his own urine claiming medicinal properties and prolonged youth. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colectivo Posted September 1, 2017 #1443 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Nephili does not believe in showering because she thinks natural body odor is the secret to someones heart. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted September 1, 2017 #1444 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Colectivo used to have an avatar of a pig with an apple in its mouth. Make of that what you will. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV-426 Posted September 1, 2017 #1445 Share Posted September 1, 2017 acute claims to be a Brummie, and have a Brummie accent, but he actually talks like Evan Baxter in Bruce Almighty 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted September 2, 2017 #1446 Share Posted September 2, 2017 LV-426 has stood outside his local Town Hall every day for three years, dressed as a Beefeater. He thinks that (if he does it for long enough) they will give him the job. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galactic Goatman Posted September 2, 2017 #1447 Share Posted September 2, 2017 On 8/31/2017 at 6:51 AM, ouija ouija said: Austin bumped this thread because he prefers lying to telling the truth and this thread is where he feels most comfortable. You think he needs those glasses? Of course he doesn't! You think he lives in Utica, Ohio? Of course he doesn't! And what's more, he isn't 'Aspie, Atheist, Mentally Sane or even ......... MALE'! Ouija Ouija is actually a bug trafficker. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted September 4, 2017 #1448 Share Posted September 4, 2017 Austin is a very naughty boy. Yesterday he rode his tricycle round and round and round his neighbour's lawn until it was all rutted. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted September 4, 2017 #1449 Share Posted September 4, 2017 If you're wondering what happened to Big Mirk.......... ouija ouija had him stuffed and mounted! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted September 4, 2017 #1450 Share Posted September 4, 2017 And once he was stuffed and mounted acute hung him on the wall with 3' nails 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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