+OverSword Posted December 22, 2017 Author #1551 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Sooth Sayer has acute beat he invented the combination toilet brush/hair washer by dipping his head into the toilet and giving it a nice flush. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted December 22, 2017 #1552 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Here is one of Overswords, deeply regrettable, auction site purchases. More similar themed things here 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooth Sayer Posted December 22, 2017 #1553 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Mr Mork talked Overswords into buying the weenie moblie as a joke thinking Overswords wouldn't bid on the weenie mobile. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 23, 2017 #1554 Share Posted December 23, 2017 Sooth Sayer has a teddy bear that he has wiped his nose on for twenty years. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aka CAT Posted December 23, 2017 #1555 Share Posted December 23, 2017 (edited) Acute would wear a flea collar, only that they take months-- six to mature and three to train-- before they can briefly perform in circus acts before Edited December 23, 2017 by aka CAT 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooth Sayer Posted December 27, 2017 #1556 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Aka cat has a lint obsession and it is so bad that the lint collection has to have its own room where ever aka cat lives. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted December 27, 2017 Author #1557 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Sooth Sayer just loves him some pork and beans for breakfast. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted December 27, 2017 #1558 Share Posted December 27, 2017 OverSword doesn't eat breakfast because he is trying to lose weight. He walks to work(half a block), and then treats himself to a box of doughnuts, a bar of chocolate and a definitely-NOT-skinny-latte because he thinks he's done so well sticking to the diet for the first hour of the day! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted December 27, 2017 Author #1559 Share Posted December 27, 2017 ouija you're supposed to lie. For Christmas ouija ouija gives people statues made from her glued together toe nail clippings. They're quite nice actually. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooth Sayer Posted December 27, 2017 #1560 Share Posted December 27, 2017 OverSword hangs deer droppings like mistletoe all through the house during the holidays. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted December 28, 2017 Author #1561 Share Posted December 28, 2017 Sooth Sayer invites census takers in for tea. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted December 28, 2017 #1562 Share Posted December 28, 2017 Doesn't everyone do that? OvenreadyStud....likes to strain his ale through his Christmas socks, just to give it a bit more body. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted December 28, 2017 Author #1563 Share Posted December 28, 2017 Pew Star sucks the dregs from my socks after I've strained ale through them rather that use a medicated mouthwash when she brushes her three remaining teeth before bed. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted December 28, 2017 #1564 Share Posted December 28, 2017 I did not know you knew that, dang....yet another of my quirks uncovered. Stop giving my secrets away will you OxStongue. OvertlySalty, has a thing for broken guitar string's... He likes to use them as a type of rub between his toes. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooth Sayer Posted December 28, 2017 #1565 Share Posted December 28, 2017 Blue Star is the cousin of Giant Dwarf but twice removed from Green Face and Pale Ale on their mom's side but only on Thursdays. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted December 28, 2017 Author #1566 Share Posted December 28, 2017 Sooth Sayer prefers to sit in the corner with his phone looking at dating apps dreaming of what could be rather than socialize with real people. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted December 28, 2017 #1567 Share Posted December 28, 2017 Oversword once rang the number displayed below. His mind was suddenly filled with excitement as the thoughts of winning a major prize for answering the question correctly took over...Whoops 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooth Sayer Posted December 29, 2017 #1568 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Mr Mork once accidently phoned pringles chips (it's on his speed dial) and in a moment of shock instead of hanging up he began asking questions about employee parking and rest room sanitation. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted December 29, 2017 #1569 Share Posted December 29, 2017 (edited) Sooth Sayer, can't play the guitar....But he is really good on the tissue and comb. Edited December 29, 2017 by Blue Star 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted December 29, 2017 Author #1570 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Blue star spends her nights thinking of snappy comebacks she wished she would have said to people during the day. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted December 29, 2017 #1571 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Trigger happy OverSloshed, spends his load before aiming...his reload takes so long even I grow a beard. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted December 29, 2017 Author #1572 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Porn Star spent all night coming up with that one 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted December 29, 2017 #1573 Share Posted December 29, 2017 (edited) OverSliced, envies my tissue and comb playing, thats all. Even more than he does my crocheting ability's. Edited December 29, 2017 by Blue Star 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted December 29, 2017 Author #1574 Share Posted December 29, 2017 I asked Blue Star to join my band but my banjo player, ouija ouija, accidently blew her nose with Bluey's tissue. Lord only knows what happened to the comb. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 30, 2017 #1575 Share Posted December 30, 2017 Tests have shown that OverSword has 42% Neanderthol DNA. His homo-sapien ancestors were obviously horny and not too fussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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