Popular Post Michelle Posted November 12, 2015 Popular Post #1 Share Posted November 12, 2015 (edited) AS I AGE, I REALIZE THAT: 1. I talk to myself, because sometimes I need expert advice. 2. Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud. 3. I don't need anger management. I need people to stop p***ing me off. 4. My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance of idiots that needs work. 5. The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it.” 6. When I was a child I thought nap time was punishment. Now it's like a mini vacation.. 7. The day the world runs out of wine is just too terrible to think about. 8. Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound. 9. Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller. 10. At my age "Getting Lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for. Edited November 12, 2015 by Michelle 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post +DieChecker Posted November 12, 2015 Popular Post #2 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Alternate to #1.... My dad used to always say he spoke to himself, because he would only ever address the smartest person in the room. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post +and-then Posted November 12, 2015 Popular Post #3 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Oh my... I have become this person. Number six is irrefutably ME! 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Likely Guy Posted November 12, 2015 Popular Post #4 Share Posted November 12, 2015 11. My 'get up and go', got up and left. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted November 12, 2015 Author #5 Share Posted November 12, 2015 11. My 'get up and go', got up and left. My step-dad used to say that all of the time! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likely Guy Posted November 12, 2015 #6 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Hopefully people will add their own experiences to this thread. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted November 12, 2015 Author #7 Share Posted November 12, 2015 I can debunk #10. There was a recent study of the reason people forget what they walked into a room to get. Unfortunately, I forgot what that was, but there was a thread about it here. All I know is that it's been happening to me since I was a teen...at least. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaginarynumber1 Posted November 12, 2015 #8 Share Posted November 12, 2015 I can debunk #10. There was a recent study of the reason people forget what they walked into a room to get. Unfortunately, I forgot what that was, but there was a thread about it here. All I know is that it's been happening to me since I was a teen...at least. I don't remember that. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likely Guy Posted November 12, 2015 #9 Share Posted November 12, 2015 (edited) Related to #10, someone said that my memory is located in my butt because everytime I sit down I remember what I got up for. Edited November 12, 2015 by Likely Guy 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 12, 2015 #10 Share Posted November 12, 2015 I see nothing wrong with talking to yourself. After all, if you don't find your conversation interesting how can you expect others to? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud the mackem Posted November 12, 2015 #11 Share Posted November 12, 2015 You look in the fridge and think, now why the 'ell did I put the sugar in there 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud the mackem Posted November 12, 2015 #12 Share Posted November 12, 2015 You lose your cell phone , look all over the house , then ring your phone from your land line , and it rings in your hand , now where did I put my specs .....????? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+DieChecker Posted November 15, 2015 #13 Share Posted November 15, 2015 You lose your cell phone , look all over the house , then ring your phone from your land line , and it rings in your hand , now where did I put my specs .....????? .... If you have a land line..... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HandsomeGorilla Posted December 14, 2015 #14 Share Posted December 14, 2015 You walk into an antique store to browse around. The whole time you're saying to yourself, "I remember those". 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted December 14, 2015 #15 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Number 4 followed by number 7, pretty much sums things up for me. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted December 14, 2015 #16 Share Posted December 14, 2015 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted December 18, 2015 #17 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Unfortunately, I can relate to all on the list. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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my_psychosis Posted January 10, 2016 #19 Share Posted January 10, 2016 AS I AGE, I REALIZE THAT My parents did know what they were talking about, and I did not, And I would go through the same things with my kids. I called my Mom and Dad recently to apologize. I also sent my Dad $20.00 bucks because we made a bet when I was 13. I swore that by the age of 21 I would be a trucker and own my own rig with a sleeping birth and be traveling the world. Since I'm 45 and see no rig in my driveway I figured it was time to pay up. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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